Misheard school christmas song lyrics...

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Ds2's play is apparently called "The Tivverty".

In the song about the Three Kings "Frankie says a myrrh" but ds2 has no idea who Frankie is.

All the children in DS2's nursery class today were singing
"Glad tidings we bring to you and your king"
Quite a common mistake I suppose.

"KIN" notjustmom "KIN"!

was gutted when dd stopped singing:
"Tinkle Tinkle likkle star how I flower what you are" ehh?!

not christmassy nor caroley
but
ds sings
see saw majory daw
johnny will have a new mazda

DD rather flashily has a 'one horse golden sleigh'

EmsMum, would that be Blingle Bells?

ds1's version of Away in a Manger includes the line "the cattle are glowing".

"deep pan, crisp and even"

DD1's nativity play last year was called (according to her) 'Gold, Frankenstein and Myrrh'.

She also famously used to sing: 'Dashing through the snow / On a microwave'

And: 'Away in a manger / No crypt for a bed'

Gladly, the cross-eyed bear...

DD3 believes that 'the cattle are glowing'.
Too sweet to correct.

That'll be because of the microwaves, Rosa (and LunarSea).

Ds insists it is 'Little Law Jesus"

reminds me of Judge Dredd

One Christmas DD kept talking about Lodgy and was getting really cross when we didn't know what she was on about.

Then one day it all became clear when we heard her singing:

"Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
The little Lodgy lay down his sweet head"

At our school last year the Angels 'gave Grapes to God'.

"the cattle are glowing,
the baby awakes."

Sister used to sing

"Round John Virgin, mother and child"

My sister was convinced that the
Angel Gabriel called Mary a
"highly flavoured lady"

my ds was 'washing up' the new born king.

I guessed at worship, but maybe he was grubby...

not really xmas one but we took dd to the sound of music last year and I heard her singing in her bedroom

Oh a deer, an e-mail deer

[grink]

ffs
grink

"Away in a manger...
Two quid for a bed."