Older mums, advice please PG or peri menopause

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I am 46, have DD7 and am not TTC. Had unprotected sex on day 6 at end of period and had protected sex after that. AF is now 4 days late (am always regular) and my boobs are enormous. Surely I can't be PG? If it was a peri menopause thang and I am just missing a period would I have the huge boobs? Whadyou think?

POAS

Am in denial!

Have no sticks :)

Nobody can tell without peeing on a stick ;)

But surely I'm too old!

Hmm - not menopausal then.

Does that mean you poas and it was positive?

Congratulations

Let's see it

We don't believe you until we see a picture

Yes it was positive - am reeling - do you really want to see a pic of the test? (Odd person)

You're weird.

Ha ha yes! I love a positive pregnancy test picture

Yeah we just don't believe in POAS results until we see the 'evidence'

I'm having a glass of wine to settle my nerves!

My dd is 7! The thought of going through all that again is a bit daunting!

Just the one OP

ahh, is this good or bad news?

Aah lovely strong result. Congratulations xxx

My dd is 7!

That's a relief. I read your OP as meaning you had 7 DDs!

It's a shock but not a bad shock iyswim. I wonder what's changed in 7 years!

My last was 7 years ago too, DD is 8 in June.
My DS is 12 this week.

I'm 15+1 and trust me, everything has changed.

I'm like a first time Mum all over again. But older and feeling sicker!

Oh no! Are the midwives still as cold?

Well last time I lived in South London. They were colder than a Mr Freeze there.

In Essex now and they are nice, but I'm Consultant led. We will see what wonders that brings next week!

Huge congratulations :)

Congratulations

When I had DD i was 39 will now be 46 what will be different I wonder? Will they offer me more tests than before. I won't be spending as much on all the gear this time though...