Dear Father Christmas,as I'm pregnant.......

[ladymalfoy]

Could I have a proper wee? You know what I mean and if you don't ask your wife.
And cream that stops the itching. And one that stops the stretch marks. Or even one that does both.
And a gadget that will paint my toe nails and shave my legs.
Love Ladymalfoy.
Xxx

And a decent nights sleep where I don't have to wake up to wee 3 times at a minimum

I told my husband a few days ago that we'd soon be at the point where he'd have to shave my legs for me - he wasn't very impressed!!

And removal of the constant 'just been kicked in the groin' pain.

Could you make sure I'm still pregnant on Christmas day? That will do nicely, I don't need anything else.

Same here writer! And I've suggested the idea of him painting my toe nails......he didn't look impressed!

I wouldn't trust him with nail varnish, he'd paint my toes on purpose and think it funny! He's a big kid really!! I haven't yet broached the issue of him having to shave my bikini line, haha - I thought I'd let him digest the news about my legs first

Hmmm...hadn't thought of that! My dh would do the same

I wouldn't trust him near my bikini line

lol yey to a decent nights sleep without discomfort & numerous toilet visits

My dh painted my toenails for me at the weekend....not a bad first time effort. I decided to get bikini line waxed last week & im not going to lie....it was agony!!!

Take it your not a regular waxer peanut?

Lol my dp took a trimmer to my bits last week as he was fed up of it being forest like! I usually wax it myself but hormones made it agony last time I tried! I'm only 19 weeks but he loved doing it!!!! Pgp is already making things difficult...... Last night he covered me head to foot in moisturiser which he seemed to enjoy doing too!!!!!

He won't be touching my toes thou - can't cope with my feet being touched at all. Have a phobia of feet!

Ive been very lazy & just shaving but now cant see so decided to start getting waxed again (last time 3 years ago at dif salon). She did warn me that it can be sorer due to increased hormones but....feck me i wasnt prepared for that!! Going to go back just before due date though & try n keep it up.
Aww im with you on that....i have stupidly tickly feet but dh managed to do them with minimal touching lol

I'd actually like an early Christmas present please Santa; to not be still pregnant at Christmas. Im due on the 21st Dec and Im worried about missing Christmas with dd and future Christmas birthdays. So please Santa, I've been a good girl this year....

I'm with baking would just like to still be pregnant!

Bakingtins hope your keeping well. Our paths sadly crossed on the miscarriage section. You were so kind & knowledgeable...

If Father Christmas can hear me I would like some energy & some patience!

I'd like to have a kicking, moving healthy baby (still DEFINITELY inside) for Christmas. And a massive fuck off lump of Stilton.

Inglori0us have you seen the thread about Stilton? Yeah I'd like to think I'll still be pregnant for Xmas too!

Yep,

I'm all over the Stilton!! And the cured meats. I'm sure they went recommended last time I was pg.

*weren't.
Stupid fat fingers and iPhone combo = lots of typos.

I would love a good nights sleep, a rare steak, some new ligaments and a cure for my current hatred of tea.

Dear Santa, please get the bump/baby to stop doing whatever she's doing that makes me leg hurt so much. Leetle bit fed-up of dragging myself along like an angry crab.

Id like to wake up Christmas morning to find that someone had waxed my lady garden in my sleep.

I'm with you Rowboat. I'm due the same day as you and would love for baby to have arrived before Christmas so we can enjoy the time off together. Fingers crossed!!

Please make my piles go away..

And please, while any present is gratfully recieved and we're humbled by the generosity people have shown, can i have just one present that isn't actually for the baby.