Pssttt come 'ere quick..

[McPhee]

I've just been and erm, tidied myself up before the big day. And, ahem, I wasn't expecting what's just faced me in the mirror.

Are things supposed to be so swollen/large down there

Nearly 38 weeks and not looked till now

(opps posted by accident!) was you going to say , don't want into getting the way and add to the mess!!

(seriously I hate typing on my phone.... Sorry for the typos , but u know what I mean !!)