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April 2007 - coming up to 9 months: out as long as they were in

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StealthPolarBear · 30/12/2007 09:33

Well I was going to start this thread saying that hopefully things have settled down for all of us, but I know they haven't for some.
We have all done really well to get this far and deserve a huge pat on the back for being such fantastic mums! (twin mums, have two pats on the back each)
I also wanted to say thank you for all the support, especially in the last week or so.
Well this is rapidly turning into an oscars acceptance speech so I'll stop there!

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CaptainDippy · 30/12/2007 23:31

Just looked @ Stats thread - - Ernie Jack Flash is not named!!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 30/12/2007 23:31

if thats how it works no way am i getting one, tahts so

mammyjounderthemistletoe · 30/12/2007 23:31

Your boobies were funny, but only because it kind of seemed like you had got them out and posted them to ellie!!!!!

Octo · 30/12/2007 23:32

and the ectopic thing too as they get down the tube and there is no where to go [sob] - right must go to bed before start sobbing uncontrollably.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 30/12/2007 23:32

my damaged car

fpesha · 30/12/2007 23:32

'Tis the only thing from my sex-ed lessons I remember Think i missed all the important lessons, was probably off doing the practical behind the bike sheds!

runnyhabbit · 30/12/2007 23:32

gp recommended the coil cos he said it was the next best thing to being sterilised (and I didn't fancy the pill)

although a woman my mum works with is pregnant - she was on the pill and had a coil fitted. must have a determined little chap

Octo · 30/12/2007 23:33

Hello dippy and mammyjo!

Someone needs to update that list then!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 30/12/2007 23:33

now that is fate

shall i update stats or are you on it Dippy?

fpesha · 30/12/2007 23:33

Would just like to clarify my last post was a joke!!!!

NorthernLurkerwithastarontop · 30/12/2007 23:33

Octo - are you ok? I think you might be over'thinking this a bit - go easy on yourself

Octo · 30/12/2007 23:34

wow Pillock - you are such a lucky person not to have been hurt.

CaptainDippy · 30/12/2007 23:35

a) person most likely to get pg next

Me or Maveta

b) person least likely to get pg next

Octo

c) person most likely to move house in 2008

NorthernLurker

d) person least likely to have boob job

Pillock

e) person with largest nips at 9 months

Pesha

f) person most likely to make NY resolutions

Octo / SPB

g) person most likely to embark on a diet

This could get personal

h) person most likely to have an affair

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mammyjounderthemistletoe · 30/12/2007 23:35

Evening octo, lol at your list!

Octo · 30/12/2007 23:36

I think so too - thanks NL. Need not to think about it unless start feeling queasy

CaptainDippy · 30/12/2007 23:36

Wobble.

runnyhabbit · 30/12/2007 23:36

bloody hell pillock

how the hell didn't you get hurt, I'll never know

PillockOfTheCommunity · 30/12/2007 23:36

wobble?

Octo · 30/12/2007 23:37

Oooh go on dippy

AngeG · 30/12/2007 23:37

Hello Dippy.

Pesha - PMSL at doing practical!!!

mammyjounderthemistletoe · 30/12/2007 23:37

We believe you pesha

runnyhabbit · 30/12/2007 23:37

I shall be starting some sort of diet

Probably the See Food diet

Octo · 30/12/2007 23:37

ah pillock bless hugggy]

PillockOfTheCommunity · 30/12/2007 23:37

I am a
VERY LUCKY PILLOCK

I had a bruised elbow, and fingertip bruises on my arm where the man helped me out of the car, but all gone now

CaptainDippy · 30/12/2007 23:37

Amazing painting btw, Pesha