November 2012 - Are the LOs old enough for Mother's Day yet?

[StuntNun]

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I remember the expensive cock

Or was that different? Your life is so exotic PR

The cock I got for Christmas wasn't expensive - they are cheaper than chooks. The expensive gold dusted diamond encrusted chicken was definitely not a cock.

Aah right. I see

Yes, I seem to remember you not being overly impressed with your cock.

I was surprised that a cock which has been marinating in red wine for so long could be so gross. It was very much a damp squib. DH liked it though and he's not much of a cock fan. Said it was surprisingly tender for cock.

I've actually still got half the cock left in the freezer. It was quite a big one. I think it will have to be made into cock stock. Or given to the dog. Dunno if the dog likes cock.

Cock stock sounds groovy. I am sure the dog would like it, after all they are often to be found licking their own.

I have just had a bit of a meltdown. Dentist appt this pm, which I cannot go to. August for the next fucking appointment! And this one was from they cancelled 6 months ago.

That's a ridiculous amount of time to wait for an appointment!

. Classy ladies you is on FIRE today

cocky stock and 2 smoking barrels

fuck you, autocorrect.

I fail to see what is funny yw

I seem to remember DH choking on his second helping of cock though on Christmas Eve. I think once you've choked on cock you get a bit put off.

Never put me off PR

I was going to say the same VQ you errr, just need to get back on the horse as it were....

:o

You women have such filthy minds. Here am I innocently talking about the contents of my freezer....

Not sure I could manage a horse though.

No one mention Catherine the Great...

Google is my friend - what a fantastical story

I'm a bit in love with her

I need to Google clearly. Cannot do so at the moment, but I will