Great news Amber! So exciting! Am I allowed to start knitting teensy tiny cardigans now, then? Little girl cardis are so gorgeous (I don't knit for Iestyn because he looks strangely feminine as it is and people kept saying what a cute girl he was when he was a baby.
Fortunately he's very much a little boy in behaviour now.)
I did request a while back that I get to call her Sleazy! 
DG where do you get all these discount tipoffs? I want to know!
Knitting hope you're ok and not too worried - I think there's been some good advice on here.
Spider sorry about the dreadful night. It sounds like you might have a thread record there?
Abdn I always feel like an outsider in London because I don't speak the same language as everyone else! But that can be fun as well - especially when people say things about you in English ('yeah but she's foreign' and worse...)
Systems welcome back! I used to be Essie (still am in RL!) but I think you guessed. No news here - well, apart from the starting ttc this month and immediately assuming a pregnancy
- although I did have a shite time of it at work etc recently. That's not particularly exciting news, though!
Got to go - freshers week here, and pretty hectic. I have an exam on 11th October (i.e. taking it myself for the first time in 13 years) so may not should not appear as much on here.