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Trump as Jesus???

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MentorChappell · 13/04/2026 14:40

As an American I would like to personally apologize for this. On the flip side, I have been telling Christians to leave the church for a LONG time; because Christian Nationalism has relabeled the faith. This guy, is definitely out of timeouts.

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AClassicTrenchcoat · 14/04/2026 06:28

I think he is mad, I actually find him chilling, more of a bogeyman than Putin at this point. He is an old man, a mere mortal, who knows he is running out of time. He can’t gaslight Father Time. Megalomaniacs like Trump and Putin can’t stand the thought of the world carrying on without them in it. He is as thick as mince, childish, loud and crass. He is the anti Barack Obama in every way. He is the anti statesman. I would liken him to a Hitler figure at this point, he is straying into that territory, placing himself at the centre of the world. As much as I think the UK has been ill served by the calibre of its political leaders of every political hue in the last few decades, we have not sunk this far.

Ifailed · 14/04/2026 06:30

If he claims it shows him as a doctor, why isn't he administrating bleach?

HoraceCope · 14/04/2026 06:33

of course he is not a doctor, why does he have the light shining?

nevernotmaybe · 14/04/2026 06:47

I honestly couldnt care less about the image, or what he said about the Pope. But it does show Trumps stupidity, because plenty of people he counts on and support him care about that kind of thing.

LizzieW1969 · 14/04/2026 09:04

SoberannSerene · 13/04/2026 22:32

Why would you tell people to leave the Christian church because of Trump? Christianity doesn’t = Trump and it’s very offensive to suggest it does .

Quite right. Jesus’s teachings were the absolute antithesis of what Trump stands for. I think Jesus would have had very strong words to say about him.

DreamyJade · 14/04/2026 09:10

It will be interesting to see if there’s a backlash from the MAGA brigade. 60 years ago The Beatles were almost banned from the USA after John Lennon described them as “more popular than Jesus” among young people. It caused a huge furore at the time.

ohtobethin · 14/04/2026 09:10

HowDoWeDoThisPlease · 13/04/2026 14:57

Yes, he did indeed post this to his Truth Social site. The man is a complete lunatic.

He also posted a rant at the Pope (how dare he suggest Trump isn’t just amazing), plus a picture of a Trump tower on the moon. A true deranged megalomaniac.

What is Truth?

I thought he used Twitter? Does he not use Twitter now becuase he’s fallen out with Elon Musk?

That Truth thing doesn’t even look real. Just looks like an echo chamber. Who else uses it?

RedTagAlan · 14/04/2026 09:17

ohtobethin · 14/04/2026 09:10

What is Truth?

I thought he used Twitter? Does he not use Twitter now becuase he’s fallen out with Elon Musk?

That Truth thing doesn’t even look real. Just looks like an echo chamber. Who else uses it?

I think you have 4 years on news to catch up on.
TRUTH is real. Trump owns it. Maybe ? The funding is a bit foggy.

Error404FucksNotFound · 14/04/2026 09:30

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Trump as Jesus???
SleepingStandingUp · 14/04/2026 09:45

Oooih let those be avenging angels in the background come to take him away....

Crosorbled · 14/04/2026 10:18

I wonder if for US presidents , in addition to a physical each year it might now be worth considering a psych evaluation also !

Ghostorno · 14/04/2026 10:36

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m never surprised about his rants online or his claims to be some kind of supreme being. His rhetoric is all about shocking people with big and bold statements.

It’s a huge concern this man and others like him have access to nuclear codes.

In future it would be useful to have an upper age limit for elected presidents and prime ministers.

Ifailed · 14/04/2026 11:22

In future it would be useful to have an upper age limit for elected presidents and prime ministers.

I completely disagree, I've met people in their 80s and 90s who are far more cognisance than others much younger.

I do agree that all people in such positions should have an annual assessment of their physical and mental well-being by truly independent clinicians, not someone paid by the testee.

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 11:42

ComeOnPhilEarlySpringPlease · 14/04/2026 05:57

Dare him to do Allah next...

Well I did suggestion Mohammed.

But, of course, if he wasn't portraying Jesus, but a doctor, then there's no need to suggest he hadn't got the cojones to dish out equal treatment.

MyThreeWords · 14/04/2026 11:52

ComeOnPhilEarlySpringPlease · 14/04/2026 05:57

Dare him to do Allah next...

I've been looking up various deities on Wikipedia to try and find a suitable one. I couldn't find a God of Small Hands unfortunately, but Anubis is apparently the god of embalming, which would work well with the deathly fakery of his orange skin.

PaleAzureofSummer · 14/04/2026 11:55

You don't have to apologise. No one should he holding ALL Americans responsible for this. Those who voted against him are not to blame.

Ghostorno · 14/04/2026 12:01

Ifailed · 14/04/2026 11:22

In future it would be useful to have an upper age limit for elected presidents and prime ministers.

I completely disagree, I've met people in their 80s and 90s who are far more cognisance than others much younger.

I do agree that all people in such positions should have an annual assessment of their physical and mental well-being by truly independent clinicians, not someone paid by the testee.

Edited

Fair enough. I’ve also known people in their 80s and 90s who could run rings around much younger people. But they are more likely to develop more serious health problems/die because they’re coming to the end of their lives.

Condbottle · 14/04/2026 12:04

Words fail me except that it's all become so usual.

What interests me is that, I'd have thought, this was really offensive to his core support.

How was it received in US?

gostickyourheadinapig · 14/04/2026 12:37

DreamyJade · 14/04/2026 09:10

It will be interesting to see if there’s a backlash from the MAGA brigade. 60 years ago The Beatles were almost banned from the USA after John Lennon described them as “more popular than Jesus” among young people. It caused a huge furore at the time.

MAGA is effectively a cult. There is nothing those people won't accept from their Supreme Leader.

Goatymum · 14/04/2026 12:39

He needs to be committed to a psychiatric ward.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 14/04/2026 12:52

I think committing him to a psychiatric ward would be extremely unkind to the other people in it, who presumably have their own troubles and really don't need him added to them.

A nice private en suite room somewhere, with the lock on the outside of the door, would be better.

MrTiddlesTheCat · 14/04/2026 12:55

SleepingStandingUp · 14/04/2026 09:45

Oooih let those be avenging angels in the background come to take him away....

Do you mean like this ... ?

https://x.com/LucasSa56947288/status/2043790661531443468?s=20

Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 (@LucasSa56947288) on X

OMG! Who made this? 🤣

https://x.com/LucasSa56947288/status/2043790661531443468?s=20

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