Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours

[claig]

Trump has teased there will be a huge announcement at his rally in Ames, Iowa tonight. Special guest will be there.

Elites across the world are in panic, luvvies are having a lie down, Oxbridge is tuned in, PPES are petrified.

Will Palin endorse Trump? Is it game over for the Establishment?

No one knows. Elites are in meltdown and Trump fans are already doing the hokey-cokey.

Rupy M likes Ben Carson apparently. Is that because Rupy has noticed BC is nuts, and figures he could control him if elected, or because he hasn't noticed BC is nuts? Pity, really, as BC is the only shaggable candidate in the entire election (yes, I am shallow).

Anyway, I want into this Elite (can't afford a summer holiday otherwise). What are the criteria for membership?

you need a Machiavellian personality type

and/or lizard ancestry

Oh claig.

claig claig claig.

I used to believe you believed in whatever you were currently ranting on about but you have over-egged your pudding, my love.

My compliments, though. Well played.

Ooooh Claig!
Oh, Palin....arashite.
I'm here too long.

Ooh, ooh, here's the perfect Trump/Palin campaign songs

I truly love you Claig. In the face of all adversity, ridicule and laughter you stand true. I think you're fucking barmy, but a good barmy.

I want to get a t-shirt made up that says CLAIG SAYS RELAX #ELITEPANIC

Kickstarter anyone? It could be the new MN scarf

Claig for President!

:o

#ELITEPANIC

I love that

Pantone I'm in. What colour are they going to be?

Yeah, well, until he calls them out on their collaboration with the Saudis for 9/11 (and other false flags) he's still part of the 'elite'.

Maybe that's his shock announcement? I doubt it.

"I truly love you Claig. In the face of all adversity, ridicule and laughter you stand true. I think you're fucking barmy, but a good barmy"

I'm Mexican and I love claig

Maybe claig IS trump?

I'm pretty sure he's Putin.

Palin's shrieking hurts my ears. It was on the radio this morning and I thought someone was castrating a baboon.

I'll give them one thing. They struck a blow for feminism with that performance. No. Really. Run with it for a moment.

A whole speech and not one person anywhere was thinking or passing judgement on her hair.

When did that ever happen before?

Giddy
An actual LOL from me.

'I don't understand, I thought the 'elites' were the republicans/far right.'

Nope. `Remember they all hate Trump. Everyone is against him - the BBC, the political class, the Establishment, the Bushes, the Clintons, the media, the bought and paid for pundits, the right-on comedians, Hollywood, Wall Street etc etc.

Only the people and Palin and the legendary Stump for Trump sisters, Diamond and Silk, are for him.

As Diamond and Silk so rightly say "they only smear who they fear".

www.diamondandsilkinc.com/

Wow. And thank you. I have often wondered what it would look like if somebody had a regular old nervous breakdown, but you could speed it up by feeding them Meth.

Now I know.

I only discovered this board yesterday. The secret of comedy? Timing.

If you like comedy, watch the Stump for Trump sisters. just ordinary people whose videos have gone viral and who have been invited onto all the TV stations. They were even invited onstage twice at Trump rallies to "stump for Trump".

The motto is

"Stump for Trump, baby"

I don't suppose there's a 'C*s for Trump?

'I don't suppose there's a 'C*s for Trump?'

No, none of the Establishment support Trump.

Can I just check, is "The Establishment" the same as "Elites" in this parody, or are there subtle differences?