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Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours

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claig · 19/01/2016 21:00

Trump has teased there will be a huge announcement at his rally in Ames, Iowa tonight. Special guest will be there.

Elites across the world are in panic, luvvies are having a lie down, Oxbridge is tuned in, PPES are petrified.

Will Palin endorse Trump? Is it game over for the Establishment?

No one knows. Elites are in meltdown and Trump fans are already doing the hokey-cokey.

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MrsGradyOldLady · 21/01/2016 16:23

November's a long way off though.

If you genuinely believe that the elites will try anything to remove the competition (and I'm not saying I disagree just that I don't know enough about it ) wouldn't they just do exactly that?

claig · 21/01/2016 16:24

'that you indeed studied PPE at either Oxford or Cambridge'

No I didn't. But it is a great subject and they are great universities. I am all for education, but I am against puppets. I believe in meritocracy, not stitch-ups and nepotism and old boys' clubs and Bullingdonians etc.

I want the best people to lead the country and I want them not to be puppets of moneyed elites. That is why I want Trump to lead America.

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LineyReborn · 21/01/2016 16:25

I think claig is Armando Iannucci trying out some ideas for writing The Trump Of It.

merrymouse · 21/01/2016 16:26

I wonder if Donald Trump, Jeremy Corbin and Nigel Farage are aware that they all share a superfan. I think they should all invite you out for tea Claig and somebody should make a documentary about it.

Really MNHQ should organise it.

merrymouse · 21/01/2016 16:27

Oops - Corbyn.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 21/01/2016 16:28

Ooh yes claig and the three of them round a table. That would be fascinating.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 21/01/2016 16:29

Ah but the Trump doesn't drink tea.

claig · 21/01/2016 16:31

'Well, yes, as long as the People Person is a billionaire I guess.'

You have to be, because you can't beat the billionaires and elite without being at their level. Trump says in his speeches "I've got to be rich to run. Believe me, folks, if I wasn't rich they would kill me"

By which he means the paid-for media and TV pundits and donors that he would need would finish his chances for not following orders.

He has outplayed the media, used twitter and social media to go direct to the people and there is nothing Jeb Bush's millions of donor funding can do to stop Trump.

'wouldn't they just do exactly that?'

They are in a spot. The whole world is watching and Trump must be backed by certain factions too. Soe of the elite are starting to panic and jumping ship. They don't want to be on the losing side. Some of them may "ditch and switch" just like the Stump for Trump sisters did. In the end, the elite may have to live with Trump thinking they will outsmart him later.

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MrsGradyOldLady · 21/01/2016 16:32

I bet they'd be pleased if he had a sudden heart attack though.

claig · 21/01/2016 16:36

It is in the hands of the Gods. Trumpites hope Trump wins and becomes President.

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Lweji · 21/01/2016 16:52

Surely they forgot the word candidate in the title.

Lweji · 21/01/2016 17:00

I wonder if Donald Trump, Jeremy Corbin and Nigel Farage are aware that they all share a superfan.

And Putin, don't forget Putin his boss.

Lweji · 21/01/2016 17:03

'How do you keep up this level of excitement claig?'
Teenage hormones?
I'm thinking Adrian Mole.
You could publish your diaries.

claig · 21/01/2016 17:11

Bob Dole agrees with unexpsoc about Ted Cruz.

It looks like that is the end of Ted Cruz. Looking brighter for Trump.

"Bob Dole Warns of ‘Cataclysmic’ Losses With Ted Cruz, and Says Donald Trump Would Do Better"

www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/01/20/bob-dole-warns-of-cataclysmic-losses-with-ted-cruz-and-says-donald-trump-would-do-better/

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merrymouse · 21/01/2016 17:40

Oh Putin should definitely be invited too.

claig · 21/01/2016 17:54

Putin doesn't speak English. He won't get the humour, the laughs. The Donald cracks me up.

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Lweji · 21/01/2016 18:47

Putin speaks English and probably better than he'd want people to know.
Look it up.

Thunderbumsmum · 21/01/2016 23:51

I think Claig is a stand up trying out new material

AdoraBell · 22/01/2016 00:10

'Putin doesn't speak English'

Do you really believe that, or does him being able to understand what is said just not fit in with your plans?

ouryve · 22/01/2016 00:12

Bloody hell. Even the US elites all have PPEs from Oxbridge university now?

ouryve · 22/01/2016 00:12

Best be prepared

Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours
claig · 22/01/2016 00:48

'Do you really believe that, or does him being able to understand what is said just not fit in with your plans?'

Nothing interferes with my plans for my conservatory.

I didn't know he spoke English but I have now seen some CNN video on youtube where he understands and speaks English and that was many years ago.

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Lweji · 22/01/2016 01:02

But now knowing didn't stop you from claiming it with certainly.

As usual. Smile

claig · 22/01/2016 01:06

I'm not right all the time, just 99% of the time.

No one is perfect apart from Trump.

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headexplodesbodyfreezes · 22/01/2016 01:11

Perhaps ask a hairdresser if Trump is perfect.

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