ha. Love the jokes.
Christine - are you ready to go today, or would you prefer Thursday?
Tues: Me or Christine
Wed: Hunty?
Thurs: Me or Christine
Fri: Hully?
Sat: Xmas Eve - Shirley
Sun: Xmas Day - Garlic
Boxing Day: A Partridge in a Pear Tree - ??
27th: 2 Turtle Doves - ??
28th: 3 French Hens - ??
29th: 4 Colly Birds - SEO
30th: 5 Gold Rings - Mme
31st: 6 Geese a-laying - ??
1st Jan: 7 Swans a-swimming - Isa
2nd: 8 Maids a-milking - Clare from FYP Blog
3rd: 9 Ladies Dancing - SGM perhaps? Will ask
4th: 10 Lords a-leaping - Ava
6th: 11 Pipers Piping - ??
7th: 12 Drummers Drumming - ??
12 Drummers Drumming - ?? Cuts to music?
11 Pipers Piping Scotland What about Scotland?
10 Lords-a-Leaping House of Lords and the impact they can have on the Welfare Reform Bill and Health & Social care Bill and what we can do? ie which Lords might be receptive to influence?? ?Combined with How to Protest? Ava
9 Ladies Dancing How the cuts disproportionately affect women?? Maybe one of the feminist board? Will ask them
8 Maids-a-Milking Support cuts for midwives/BFing counselling? NHS reforms with a focus on how services are allocated on political lines not clinical need Clare from FYP blog
7 Swans-a-Swimming 7 water companies AS this comes the day after another utility perhaps feature 7 Lib Dem election promises that have gone by the wayside or 7 Lib Dem politicians who are coasting along nicely in their ministerial jobs who need reminding of their pre-election promises and where their conscience resides Isa
6 Geese-a-Laying - Six fuel companies laying....a land of fuel poverty
5 Gold Rings Olympics - costs, school sport, etc MmeLindor
4 Colly Birds 4 bailed out banks ?? DLA cuts? 4 corners? SEO
3 French Hens 3 Henchmen (Callmedave, Boy Gideon, Pinickio Clegg)?? How about 3 fat cats/organisations who are enabled by the government either via Workfare, PFI or selling off assets (like the solvent bit of Northern Rock) for buttons??
2 Turtle Doves 2 milibands How about something a bit less obvious, taking the imagery of the turtle dove and what it represents (love and loss) and twist it a bit to a comment on the coalition? A comment on the "romance" and make the point that without the coalition none of the cuts could be pushed through so quickly and so aggressively?
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree. and a useless Labour parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee That is genius idea. It's a shame it comes first because it would go so well last as a summary