I read on another thread that Bella has flounced (excellent parting shot btw).
I know you are lurking, show yourself.
Look, I go away for 5 days and you've gone? This is just not acceptable behaviour.
Who else would be interested in my pup's stool samples, eh?
Call yourself a friend? Pweese come back, for me (and the shortarse SRHP weimeraner)?
Just namechange and give me the nod I won't tell.