Bella NOOOOO it cannot be true <SOB>

[MarmadukeScarlet]

I read on another thread that Bella has flounced (excellent parting shot btw).

I know you are lurking, show yourself.

Look, I go away for 5 days and you've gone? This is just not acceptable behaviour.

Who else would be interested in my pup's stool samples, eh?

Call yourself a friend? Pweese come back, for me (and the shortarse SRHP weimeraner)?

Just namechange and give me the nod I won't tell.

Oh and btw, man, he is SHORT!

If you reply that we are all the same height lying down I will have to put my fingers in my ears and go lalala

shes back!!!!

marmaduke i did cat you with bellas email as she asked me to, but it then said you didnt accept cat?

then i managed to send it - i must be blonde

and what do you mean you dont like fish

i was GUTTED when colin died!!!!!

BELLA - You have to help me!!

I have 2 pups and need help as one seems to bully the other!!

Blondes, how odd. Canute got one through though, not seen yours.

I have emailed her and am awaiting a reply

It's just like her sticking two fingers up isn't it having her back

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No more smutty threads between you and blonds about humping giant puppies and wanking hamsters

Complete buggery arse that your leaving

I am only going on the pets board as I dont think the daily mail will publish any of our wanking hamster threads

Well done for getting barred is there a link to the offending wankers post?

Wank wank wank (just for good measure)

cough

my threads were never intended to be smutty

it was replies from King and bella that made them smutty

I cant HELP having a horney hamster and a shagging swiss

Can't link you honey, sorry. My wankers is is in the middle of a huge thread, iyswim. People have said worse before and since but didn't get barred. Tis fab. Prefect, straight A student, fully qualified first aider and barred from the bastion of middle class middle England!!! I might go get a fecking tattoo now

How many green lipped mussels were in your plimsolls last night, oh shiney one?

I don't think it was just the 'wankers' it was the accusation that MN was selling our posts that rankled. I don't think Bella can have realised how that sounded - I was very surprised when I saw who'd posted it as I thought it was very out of character.

wheres my clasp to bosom?

i needed a hug after yesterdays performance with temp mb!!!

the ghost will return, bella wont be able to stay away -

we

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED her and her smut advice on pets

Im going to have to go read the whole of the flippin daily mail thread now to see this spectacular flounce

I hope you let your ghostly presence be felt occasionally xxxxxx

I found the flounce (very easily) it was very good, but barring you over that

Well thank you, all you lovely MNers, but I am not coming back. I signed up to share my twaddle on MN, not to contribute to the DM.

I may be full of shit manure but I do have very strong principles.

Rusty - thank you ever so very much for pointing out that my earlier comments may have caused offence. Strangely enough, when someone does something to upset me I have this shocking habit of saying unpleasant things to them. Glad you were here to clarify the situation

I only popped back to make it clear that I did not call any MNers wankers. I hope you all know how much I have enjoyed being with you, and how much your very kind comments on this thread have touched me.

Right, Jon gets the (very apt) last word, girls:

I'm going down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
I'm going down in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
I'm no ones son
Call me young gun

Each night I go to bed
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
No I ain't looking for forgiveness
But before I'm six foot deep
Lord,I got to ask a favor
And I'll hope you'll understand
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
Let the boy die like a man
Staring down the bullet
Let me make my final stand

p.s I reserve the right to post spurious but sexy pics of Jon wherever I like. Unless MNHQ get hold of my latest ISP thingy

oh no bella, im also sad to see this, you were there for me when i got flamed previously!!!! take care adn thanks for all your fab advise x

Thanks, honey - wishing you all the best xxx

Oh Bella

I still can't believe you are gone

And I have even missed your ghost so I can't get a ghostly spine-chilling bosom clasp

(I know we didn't actually "know" each other that well but I thought of you as a mate)

You've got weird taste in men though

We are mates, doggie

Mwah!

wheres my ghostly bosom hug?

come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack please