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omg - you will never guess what my hamster did!! do not read if easily offended!!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/08/2009 19:45

this disgusting - if you are offended easily then DONT carry on reading

dh was playing with hammy on sofa and then hamster ran into the corner of sofa and looked like having a pee (hamster owners will recognize the signs)

dh yelled and saw he had made a damp bit on sofa

i picked up hammy and blew on him and then reliesed that his willy was out and had white stuff

yes

my hamster spunked on the sofa

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doggiesayswoof · 14/08/2009 19:52
Shock
PixiNanny · 14/08/2009 19:52

Dirty hamster!

...

sniggers

yada · 14/08/2009 19:54

your dh turns on hamsters.

OnlyWantsOne · 14/08/2009 19:54

awww bless, it must be a lovely sofa

LukaLadybird · 14/08/2009 19:58

Lol you blew on him hehe

doggiesayswoof · 14/08/2009 20:00

yada that's what I was thinking

Felt it was rude to say out loud

Blondes' dh has some technique, no?

Confuzzeled · 14/08/2009 21:05

tee hee, thats too funny.

differentID · 14/08/2009 21:07

your dh blew the hamster and he came?

lololol

Blonde that is funny

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 12:50

perverts the lot of you

hamster owners will know that if hammys are being bad - you blow on them - not blow them

and they hate it!!

i cleaned up the sofa

with a tissue and then wet wipes and them a damp cloth

dh sat the other end of the sofa squirming and i sat on the chair (the other side of room)

I have NEVER known a hamster to get turned on by mr blondes - though obv he is sex bomb!!

do you think they have been traumatised by the things they see?

i know i am traumatised by cleaning up the end results!!!

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cheesesarnie · 15/08/2009 15:38

rofl

differentID · 16/08/2009 08:50
Grin
AmazingBouncingFerret · 16/08/2009 08:58

Lmao! That reminds me of a budgie we used to have that would try to get amorous when perched on your finger!!!

Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2009 09:53

ferret - how dos a budgie get amorous with your finger?

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morethanyoubargainfor · 16/08/2009 10:06

it's only what you and mr blondes have taught them!

You should be ashamed, very very ashamed

Maybe next time you will think about the consequences of your actions

mrsdisorganised · 16/08/2009 10:15

Shock Grin

AmazingBouncingFerret · 16/08/2009 11:18

Lol, it would sort use one wing to shield itself and then try and rub himself against your finger, all the while his eyes going all white and crazy, cue much hand waving to get him to fly away and then furious scrubbing of the finger.
Ahhh the memories...
He was a sweet lil bugger when he wasnt trying to impregnate my fingers.

HecatesTwopenceworth · 16/08/2009 11:19

from this point, forever known as the poster who gives blow jobs to small furry animals

sporadicname · 16/08/2009 11:28

at 'ferret - how does a budgie get amorous with your finger?'

Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2009 19:50

i am NEVER going to live this down - am i?

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morethanyoubargainfor · 16/08/2009 20:27

erm...............................NO

HecatesTwopenceworth · 16/08/2009 20:27

not a chance

Jumente · 16/08/2009 20:30

When you say 'playing' with hammy...

bubblegumsupermum · 16/08/2009 20:36

PMSL so so funny

Blondeshavemorefun · 17/08/2009 08:27

ferret - the difference being you KNEW what your budgie was doing and still allowed him to wank against your finger

I on the otherhand had no idea that hammy had spunked over my sofa till i had picked him up

dh was innocently playing as in stroking hammy

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Blondeshavemorefun · 17/08/2009 08:30

oh god

i just re read

stroking the hamster sounds EVEN worse

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wheres a delete/edit button when you need one

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