omg - you will never guess what my hamster did!! do not read if easily offended!!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

this disgusting - if you are offended easily then DONT carry on reading

dh was playing with hammy on sofa and then hamster ran into the corner of sofa and looked like having a pee (hamster owners will recognize the signs)

dh yelled and saw he had made a damp bit on sofa

i picked up hammy and blew on him and then reliesed that his willy was out and had white stuff

yes

my hamster spunked on the sofa

Dirty hamster!

...

sniggers

your dh turns on hamsters.

awww bless, it must be a lovely sofa

Lol you blew on him hehe

yada that's what I was thinking

Felt it was rude to say out loud

Blondes' dh has some technique, no?

tee hee, thats too funny.

your dh blew the hamster and he came?

lololol

Blonde that is funny

perverts the lot of you

hamster owners will know that if hammys are being bad - you blow on them - not blow them

and they hate it!!

i cleaned up the sofa

with a tissue and then wet wipes and them a damp cloth

dh sat the other end of the sofa squirming and i sat on the chair (the other side of room)

I have NEVER known a hamster to get turned on by mr blondes - though obv he is sex bomb!!

do you think they have been traumatised by the things they see?

i know i am traumatised by cleaning up the end results!!!

rofl

Lmao! That reminds me of a budgie we used to have that would try to get amorous when perched on your finger!!!

ferret - how dos a budgie get amorous with your finger?

it's only what you and mr blondes have taught them!

You should be ashamed, very very ashamed

Maybe next time you will think about the consequences of your actions

Lol, it would sort use one wing to shield itself and then try and rub himself against your finger, all the while his eyes going all white and crazy, cue much hand waving to get him to fly away and then furious scrubbing of the finger.
Ahhh the memories...
He was a sweet lil bugger when he wasnt trying to impregnate my fingers.

from this point, forever known as the poster who gives blow jobs to small furry animals

at 'ferret - how does a budgie get amorous with your finger?'

i am NEVER going to live this down - am i?

erm...............................NO

not a chance

When you say 'playing' with hammy...

PMSL so so funny

ferret - the difference being you KNEW what your budgie was doing and still allowed him to wank against your finger

I on the otherhand had no idea that hammy had spunked over my sofa till i had picked him up

dh was innocently playing as in stroking hammy

oh god

i just re read

stroking the hamster sounds EVEN worse

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wheres a delete/edit button when you need one