omg - you will never guess what my hamster did!! do not read if easily offended!!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

this disgusting - if you are offended easily then DONT carry on reading

dh was playing with hammy on sofa and then hamster ran into the corner of sofa and looked like having a pee (hamster owners will recognize the signs)

dh yelled and saw he had made a damp bit on sofa

i picked up hammy and blew on him and then reliesed that his willy was out and had white stuff

yes

my hamster spunked on the sofa

Blondes, has MrBlondes seen anyone about his, erm, interest in small furry creatures?

oh pmsl. also chuckling at the idea that any mners would not click on the OP because they might be easily offended (by a fecking (pun fully intended) hamster....) or, having clicked, stop after the first line/second warning.

i needed a warning!!

heaven forbid blondes offends someone

Dirty buggers , between the monster humping puppy and the wanking hamster you must have your hands full

i know - where did i go sooooooooooooooo wrong?

least they are not doing each other

can you imagine a HUGE 10.5stone hammy?

never the twain shall meet!!

My brother's hamster once spunked on the kitchen table after confusing a cruet for another hamster.

Mum and dad still have that table and are still eating off it every day!

ROFL!
Still at least a pigeon didn't spunk on your face... loved that thread.
I heart MN

no spunk on this ones face apart from mr blondes

and do your parents know about their table?

i am looking at sofa now and you can see the stain with the nakes eye BUT i know it is there

pigeon? link please -i could do with a laugh!!

Blonde, there are times when I absolutely love you- you make me smile!

i want a link to the pigeon thread too

i didnt realise hamsters did this kind of thing!!!

different dm - only times you love me - not always?

and yes hammys do pleasure theirselves

have you NEVER seen one with their willy out?

or maybe i always have pervy hamsters

as this thread is already in the gutter, i may as well also say .....

i saw one noshing himself off a few years ago

i did breed them years ago and watched 2 hammys make lurve - took forever and the female just stands there on 4 paws with tail up and doesnt move and male thrusts alittle,then stops, licks his balls, then has another go, etc, etc .etc

see, now the times I don't love you are when you give TMI, TMI!!!!!!!!!!

and there was me thinking you WANTED info!!!!

no thanks! not always!

Blondeshavemorefun Should really namechange to "Blondeshavemorefunblowingonhammy" or "BlondesgiveHammyBJ" I could carry on but wont! (Last one sounds like a Newspaper Headline. I wonder who will print it first?) LOL

my hamsters wont want to be in print - they might sue me for giving out confidental info about them

I would like to have it on record that I never had sexual relations with that budgie and all amorous behaviour was very much discouraged.

And I have also never seen a hamsters willy, you must just have pervy hamsters or a really attractive sofa.

I do have a sheep shagging dog though!!

it must be my sofa - its big, blue and very squashy

happy hamster?

We had a hamster years ago but I dont think he ever played with himself, his balls were so big they dragged along the floor.

ROFLMFAO at clip!!!

obv my name on youtube is shOwerpOwer - (not)

tealcullen - indeed some hammys balls are enormous!!!

ferret - we have heard about your sheep shagging dog before - you are obv very PROUD of his talenst - poor shawn!!!

It'll be in the DM tomorrow, you do realise that don't you, might even make the NOTW