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Colin died

366 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/05/2009 16:34

he was our catfish

had him years - mr blonde rescued him from a small tank and he grew big in ours

he was about 10 inches big

colin

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whooosh · 26/05/2009 17:41

Oh Blones-so sorry,I remember your post the other day when we lost Jim the hamster.Incidentally,he ended up in the fridge for a couple of days ,buried this morning, in a beautiful coffin,with full 4yr old honours and lollystick cross.

Suspect Colin (we lost Colin the cat last year) went in the bin.....?

Blondeshavemorefun · 26/05/2009 17:45

roflmfao

im almost pissing myself with laughter with all your replies

bella/dont fuck with egg - why the change of name?

solo/missnorty - where in kent are you both?

Colin was DEF not eaten by monster puppy - i think tbh my great swiss mountain dog would be VERY offended if i gave him cold dead fish to eat instead of organic pork

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ColinFromAcrossTheGreatDivide · 26/05/2009 17:46

She's not telling you the whole truth, you know.

"Woooooohhhh"

ColinFromAcrossTheGreatDivide · 26/05/2009 17:48

She sold me to Sarah Jessica Parker as a shoe ornament.

KingCanuteIAm · 26/05/2009 18:01

Colin

I am not sure about this... I am not scared of ghosts but ghost fish???

Blondeshavemorefun · 26/05/2009 18:06

colin will not haunt me

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ColinFromAcrossTheGreatDivide · 26/05/2009 18:09
Blondeshavemorefun · 26/05/2009 18:11

COLIN behave yourself - or i WILL feed you to the dog!!!

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ColinFromAcrossTheGreatDivide · 26/05/2009 18:15

You were always like this.

I kept telling you I hated Kit-e-Kat, would you listen?

noddyholder · 26/05/2009 18:17

I got as far as 10 stone and fainted

KingCanuteIAm · 26/05/2009 18:20

@ Noddy

I must say I never expected this level of humour on a "my pet passed away" thread, you are an awfully good sport Blonde!

BigEggDontFuckWithMe · 26/05/2009 18:27

My new 'hard' image is to help me deal with neglectful fish owners like you, you tart nanny.

See, if you had looked after Colin properly he would have turned into this:

Warning material of an explicit fishy nature

here

BigEggDontFuckWithMe · 26/05/2009 18:28

p.s good work KC. Ever thought of becoming a professional dead catfish impersonator?

noddyholder · 26/05/2009 18:30

Now you see that is ok as my eye is tricked and is telling me its a dolphin which i can cope with.Goldfish are the worst.......

ColinFromAcrossTheGreatDivide · 26/05/2009 18:32

Blonde, I came back to say sincerely thank you for all the good times, and releasing me from that ridiculously small tank, and you're right, it was me that scoffed the tetris

This fish-ghost lark is hard work, I'm off.

KingCanuteIAm · 26/05/2009 18:33

Why do people always blame MEEEEEeeeeee?

BigEggDontFuckWithMe · 26/05/2009 18:34
BigEggDontFuckWithMe · 26/05/2009 18:35

You've messed up my arithmetic, KC!!!!!!

931?

KingCanuteIAm · 26/05/2009 18:37

Look here BigEgg, don't think a rock hard new name will make me scared of you, you will always be little bella29 to me

Especially when you try to pass off your missdeeds as mine

BigEggDontFuckWithMe · 26/05/2009 18:39

Aw, ffs, if I was going to do a dead catfish impersonation it'd be a helluva lot better then that shite one....

Wait a minute...

If it wasn't you...

And it wasn't me....

Colin? Is there anyfish there?

LolaTheShowgirl · 26/05/2009 18:41

Aww, i'm sorry but you freaked me out!!! I thought Colin was your DH!

BigEggDontFuckWithMe · 26/05/2009 18:42

Lola - she did love him, but

as far as we know

there was never anything sexual.

Perhaps Colin can confirm? Did you do the Blonde, Colin?

10stoneDog · 26/05/2009 18:47
Blondeshavemorefun · 26/05/2009 20:10

rofl 925 to go

blonde is a good sport

lola - why would i put my dead hubby in pet section?

i was impressed with the fishy pic - bigger than colin

but size isnt everything - dont ya know!!!

whoosh - you are right

and so sorry to hear about your jim

we also put our hamster in the freezer

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ColinFromAcrossTheGreatDivide · 26/05/2009 20:15

I thought I'd swum into the light, but this appears to be the colon of a large mammal.

WTF?

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