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how do I stop my dogs pooing ALL over my garden?

242 replies

handmedownqueen · 15/12/2008 12:33

they get walked regularly, fed once a day, shut up at night, one never goes in garden other two are horrid in their toilet habits, thinking of getting rid - they are springers of 1 and 5 and the clean one is a mongrel

any ideas gratefully recieved

OP posts:
VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

MadamAnt · 15/12/2008 16:50

I thought this was going to be a really controversial fighty thread to have got so may responses in such a short time.

[disappointed]

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though

ChopsTheDuck · 15/12/2008 16:50

blimey, I wondered whyt here were so many psots on such an innocent subject!

I want to know too, I dont even own a flipping dog and my lawn is covered in dog poo.

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 15/12/2008 16:50

Stick a cork up its arse

Or you can train them to hold it in until they go for a walk, make sure you take a poobag though