What am I going to do about a chicken that keeps in coming in through the cat flap?!

[DaisyMOO]

Will I have to get a new magnetic cat flap?! Any chicken-training ideas?

(Must admit that it was very handy at lunchtime because it pecked up all of the mess the kids had made under the table )

There's got to be a tv programme in here hasn't there - instead of 'Little Angels' it could be 'Little Fowl' or instead of Supernanny, Super-roosters. And instead of that terrible programme 'Honey we're killing the kids', what about 'Honey we're killing the chicken - Yum!'.

Shallots, red wine, that sort of thing...

I smack my chickens and I'm proud.

ITV special.

House of Tiny Tearaways becomes House of Pesky Poultry

AND of course......

...wait for it.....

....for all those undiscovered talented chooks...........

The EGGS FACTOR!!!

PMSL!! This thread has been so cool, such fun!!

Chase, flap, RRRAAAAARRR.

It's the only way, just don't slip in the poop it will have inevitably left.

I'm still intrigued by the fox urine suggestion.

Are there any easily harvested fox urinals near you?

Or do you know any recently catheterised foxes?

jayne, best method imo for fox urine retrival is creep up on them when they're having having a kip, place fox penis in (empty) milk bottle, place fox paw in bowl of warm water. Make schpshhhhhh schpshhhh noices as necessary. Simple really.

lol!!! - i think i might try that one on my dh tonight to see if it works thats good!