woofa eating moon sand/dough

[Blondeshavemorefun]

just him being his usual piggy self

dc was playing with it and it fell to the floor and woofa ate it with in seconds

it was blue - does thus mean he will be pooing blue?

is there NOTHING this dog DOESNT EAT!!!!

He's not a Labrador is he?

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Scheisse. Scheisse.

Ich not feeling zo very gut. Diese people what looken after Das Woofa, zey feed me ze very strange fingen.

Last week it was ein baby's nappy. Mit ze poo. Mit ze poo !

Und today zay hast given me ze blue sand vot has set like ze concrete in mein belly. Ist not gut.

Woofa ist not stupid. Woofa reads ze MutterNet und Woofa knows zat ze other hunds get ze dog food, ze bones, ze sardinenen, ze eggs, ze cottage cheese.

Und ze beautiful Bella gives ze hunds ze high quality hot hunds.

Zo vy dost ze Blonde one give ze Woofa ze krap????

While waiting at the bus stop to pick up DD from school, my dog found and ate an entire squashed Swiss Roll. I wasn't sure whether to let him, but it definitely hadn't been there the previous day and he did do an awfully good job of cleaning up the pavement thus preventing a nasty creme-on-shoe incident.

A swiss roll is quite large relative to a dachshund, he hasn't bothered with dinner!

My lab (15 weeks) has a particular liking for cat poo at the moment !

You know when people complain ( and rightly so) about dog poo being left on pavement , I feel like complaining about people who discard food on pavement for our dogs to shovel up before we know it !

Before I could get my hand near my labs mouth the other day she had woofed half a jam sandwich that had been lurking in a bush - didn't do her tummy any good - so inconsiderate by the general public - cost me £60 at vets !

Ja. Ist ein bummer. Ich hast just found out that Bella's hund hast had ein whole banana loaf for ze pudding tonight. Ein whole banana loaf !!!

Ze Bella assures me it voz ein accident, but Ich fink she just does not want to make me more

vallhala - he is a great swiss mountian dog

he also seems to have a spilt personality and comes on mn pets often

He's a great greedy gannet too from the sound of it!! :o

Lovely dogs, I do have a liking for the big 'n cuddly breeds, especially the Great Swiss as their colouring and markings are so similar to those of my very first and much missed dog.

Woofa
This was a silly zing to do, n'est ce pas? You need to start doing what I do. Wait while Maman prepares le boef and look at her with the Chiot-yeux - she cannot resist. She always give me some of le boef. C'est parfait!

No more disgusting sable bleu, Woofa. It will make you tres malade.

Bisu, Woofa. A bientot!

TOTAL gannet!!!

ate a pooey nappy last week, poo, wipes and all - left a few tell tale signs of fluff

spoke to vet and he said should be ok and he may have blue poo

Blondes
You have the number of the veterenaire on speed dial for Woofa? I think it may be necessaire. 'e is a - how do you say - gannet?

i beleive vet is one of our top 10 numbers we ring :)

stupid mutt!!

Vallhala - ze minden ze fooken language, ja? Ich bin nicht ein gannet!!!

Ah - ze lovely Daphne hast come to mop ze Woofa's fevered brow. Du bist looking mighty hot tonight, Daphne. Ich bin loving ze foxy Malteser tonight, ja?

Ich cannot believe ze Daphne gets ze boeuf though. Vy dost ze lovely Woofa get ze Moon Sand? Ich does fart a lot - ist true - but if ze owners gave me ein proper meal zen maybe ich would smell nice. Instead of pooey Pampers and blue sand!!!

xen posten, Blondie.

Ja - vet und Chinese take away are top 2 numbers!!!

i think you will find woofa gets fed VERY well and often gets little treats in his food bowl that no other dog gets!!

Vurming tablets are nicht treats!!!!

Especially ven ich hast to swallow 8 at once!!!

8 tablets is better than a hand finger up your bum - so be grateful

Woofa
You must practice the chiot-yeux, ze eyes of ze puppy dog. I sit at MmeLindt's feet while she cooks (mais - pour vous perhaps a problem as ze Blonde not reach ze kitchen if you sit at her feet).

Today I had trout and some Emmentaler. Yesterday porc and the other day it was my favourite - spaghetti bolognese. Oui, oui. C'est possible.

Big eyes, look very triste and 'ungry.

woofa sits ON my feet :)

and yes he gets cheese, i believe he stole acquired 500g of it a few months back!!!

im off to bed and yes woofa gets a huge, plumped up warm/fluffy/feather mattress in his bed, so again none of the no one loves me routine

Blondie - ve haff promised never to talk about ze time I wandered into your bedroom, so please do stop now

Daphne - mein bitch - ich can try, but ich bin a bit big for your tactics. Ven ich sit down ze Blondie hast to look up at me

Scheisse. Xen posten.

Ich was referring to ze finger up ze bum

Guten nacht, everyone. Ich thinks ich is going to be squatting in ze garden reading Dog World for a loooooong time tomorrow.

You think Blue Sand and Poo is bad??? All I get is dry kibble. Kibble I tell ya! Pah! I spit in your kibble. Apparently it is called JamesWellBeloved and is good for my skin, so I can't eat anything else. I'd rather itch than eat that. Or eat cat poo/blue sand/children's toys, anything I can get my hands on. I am on hunger strike at the moment because they are not even putting the meaty stuff in anymore. They reckon the pet shop has ran out and they won't have anymore until tomorrow And to make things worse, they have moved the cats toilet, so I cannot even eat his poo anymore

If I want anything else I have to do tricks for it! Yes that's right tricks. They actually make we work for food I have to things like 'sit' and 'wait'. As if I am going to sit and wait there when they are waving chiken under my nose

Its a dog's life, Scruff.

Less of the humphing in public though please.

Life ist ein bitch, Scruff. Ein bitch.

Though ze Woofa ist a very big fan of ze humphing in ze public places, ich hast to tell you.

Nothing makes ze ladies scream more zan ze 10 stone dog attached to ze leg

Oh Woofa, you're not still at it after your - er - apfelstrudelectomy, are you?