woofa eating moon sand/dough

[Blondeshavemorefun]

just him being his usual piggy self

dc was playing with it and it fell to the floor and woofa ate it with in seconds

it was blue - does thus mean he will be pooing blue?

is there NOTHING this dog DOESNT EAT!!!!

Ja, Grimma. Some dogs were bred to hunt, some to chase, some to track.

Ze Woofa was bred for love

I used to like me humping, but then they took me to the vets and I came back feeling all funny with this thing around me neck. I hated that thing, though it was fun scraping it into the floor and furniture and hearing them all sigh

I've not really had the urge for much humping since then. At least the vet give me proper food though. He had chicken and rice. I eat the chicken and left the rice, of course. just like I eat me meaty bits and leave me kibble.

I do like to make funny noises with me nose though that sound like 'humph' when they tell me I have to do summit. Specially if it's 'get off the couch' or 'Stop chasing the cat'

Ze nurse who had to carry ze clinical waste bag with mein testickelen in it slipped a disc, Scruff.

Know what ich am saying, little one?

PMSL - you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar too much time on your hands!!

Sssshhhhh!

Das Woofa ist trying to take ein big blue dump now.

Ja?

Anyway - of course ich has too much time on mein hands.

Ich bin EIN DOG!!!!!

Dumb bi.....

enjoy your blue dump

Enjoy picking up mein blue dump - Fraulein Blondie

Oh woofa - you forget - I'm not there to pick up till Monday :)

but you could always recycle and eat it yourself

or do you only eat poo in nappys?

Scheisse. Literally.

Hmm. Ich might have to leave eine kleine surprisen for mein favourite Blonde (apart from the gorgeous Bella-fraulein, a woman whose intellect and grace are surpassed only by her sheer darn sexiness).

Check the Blondie shoes if you leave them lying around on ze Monday, ist all ich is going to say. Ze Woofa can wait till then for ein dump anyway - this Moon Sand shit is going nowhere fast