Suggest a collective noun for celebrities

[AgentPidge]

The Grauniad today talks about a 'clutch' of celebs watching Wimbledon (of which I only recognised two names, but whatever...). 'Clutch', to me, evokes a picture of a nest with eggs in it. Google suggests 'cast' or 'fame', but neither of those seems right here. Surely we can come up with something better?

A z-list of celebs?

I would have said ‘a scream’ but unfortunately that’s already taken by swifts.

A swagger

A flattery of celebs

I suspect that would only work in a previous era, @LateMumma. Isn’t suffering more modish in celebrity circles these days?

A struggling of celebrities?

A vacuum

A desperation. of celebs

A hubris.

A galaxy of
A buzz of
A frenzy of

Wannabes

A pointless of
A trivial of
A puerile of
A whozzat of

Wowser!

they are commonly called a galaxy or constellation

"A poem about collective nouns – Brian Bilston" https://brianbilston.com/2026/04/22/a-poem-about-collective-nouns/

Your post reminded me of this!
A clique of photographers.... 👏🏻
Not sure what we'd have for paparazzi and slebs
A red carpet of celebrities
A flash of celebrities
Taytay would probably go with a lightning of celebrities

Don't know what the proper collective term is.
A clutch of celebs sounds like a smattering.
A desperation of slebs is mean
A twaddle of slebs ;-)

Preen.
Pout.

A close-up of slebs
A glitter of celebs
But for Wimbledon...
A net of celebs 🎾 or a deuce of slebs 😉

A "famé" of celebrities ?

An insignificance, an ego, a desperation, a wannabe, a poseur…?

An inconsequentiality of ‘celebrities’?

A collection
A pride
A gaggle
A pose
A vanity

Actually I like “a vanity of celebrities”

Ha, I came to suggest that as well!

A preen of celebrities

Flash, flamboyance, ostentation....most of them are already collective nouns for something else but

A pomp of celebs?

A mediocrity

@FlipthelidSid burn!!! 🤣