What did I say, if not 'dragon egg and spoon', DW
- that's what I meant, anyway. My plan is to put a bouncy egg (of which we have lots, courtesy of Easter Bunny) into each larger plastic egg, so that they have a bit of weight to them (and an awkward 'wobble' [evil cackle]
I think bondaweb is the shortcut, TBH, DW (well, you still have to sew them, but that's easy enough). If I run out, then I will have to go and get something, and if fabric glue is slightly less extortionate cheaper than more bondaweb, that's what I will get. Either is an hour's round trip, though 
DH is around for some of the time, away for b'day itself (big trouble) and probably rightly cautious of my control-freak rage if he does something wrong but not cautious enough to actually listen and do it the way I want him to in the first place. He will do some stuff though - I need to remind him that he has to come up with a playlist that will meet with Madam's approval (= Radio 1 playlist minus anything with explicit lyrics). Wonderful, amazing, life-saving friend and her very very useful DH are coming, but not until the Saturday afternoon, and they do have their own almost-2yo to contend with.
Dragon hands have arrived and need to be added to the list.
Must make list and decide running order.