Having a baby.
I fucking hate it. I have no life at all. Life is:
Wake at 6. Go to work.
Finish work. Collect baby from nursery.
Try to entertain baby for two hours.
Bath baby.
Get baby to bed after being head butted, having hair yanked, the skin on my neck yanked, kicked and punched.
45 mins to myself during which time I have to do some work.
Baby wakes. Settle baby.
2 hours sleep. Baby wakes. Spend two and a half to three hours getting baby back to bed.
Four hours sleep.
Baby wakes.
Try to get baby back to sleep.
Wake up for day at 6. Feel like a zombie. Repeat.
Poor baby. But yeah. Stupid thing to do.