Tonight my baby poo'd in my hand

[soulfoodshack]

She's been unwell to be fair. Not done a poo in a while.

I let my guard down and left her nappy free whilst doing her evening feed after bath.

She did a large, soft and slightly slimy poo in my hand. Then the dog tried to eat it.

So I ran, dog in hot pursuit, to the bathroom and my DH was in there in the shower, door shut. Baby in one arm, poo in the other so I couldn't open the door.

Panicking, I ran half naked, boob still out, down the stairs to the kitchen bin to dump the poo in there. Pizza guy stood at the front door so dog starts barking and he starts looking in through the window at me, boob out, poo in hand.

That's my Friday night so far, how about yours?

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That's a terrible experience OP. I'm not laughing. Not one bit.

Okay, that's hilarious!!!!!!

Yep, my phone needed a tea bath!!! 🤣🤣

Fabulous!

Well done op.

X

Oh dear.... but you will win the best baby anecdote hands down!

The mental image of this has DH and I in stitches. Just the pizza guy seeing you, baby in one hand, poo in other, boob out, dog circling and barking in excitement

Why would you order a pizza when neither of you are in a position to open the door?

@Chunkymenrock

Why would you order a pizza when neither of you are in a position to open the door?

There's always one. What a bizarre comment.

How were they supposed to know the pizza guy would arrive at that exact moment?

Did you enjoy your pizza?🤣🤣🤣

We have all been there in one form or other.

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yup

DS4 did a hat trick on me once: within 5 mins he puked, pood & peed on me.
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@Chunkymenrock

Why would you order a pizza when neither of you are in a position to open the door?

I don’t think having a poo in her hand was planned for when the pizza was arriving somehow!!

@TheDaydreamBelievers
Glad to have provided you with your evening's entertainment

Pizza guy was overkill.

@Chunkymenrock

Why would you order a pizza when neither of you are in a position to open the door?

I have literally never considered the possibility of having a poo in my hand when ordering takeaway; I think the OP could be forgiven for not factoring it into her plans?

@Chunkymenrock
Good point, what can I say. Poor planning all round

Brilliant 🤣

Wait until they are 12 and you need to use a knife to deal with the unflushable poo in the loo. That is peak parenting

@JaneJeffer
You would think so right.

@Lozza70
Oh god. 12?!

I didn't mean the poo.

😂😂🤣 brilliant

How did you take delivery of of pizza, being as your hands were full.

This sounds like an evening in my house to be fair 🤣 Have a glass of wine with your pizza

@soulfoodshack I just want you to know that I’ve finished on the Internet for the day. It’s pointless to continue, because you’ve topped anything else I could possibly read.

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