Tonight my baby poo'd in my hand

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She's been unwell to be fair. Not done a poo in a while.

I let my guard down and left her nappy free whilst doing her evening feed after bath.

She did a large, soft and slightly slimy poo in my hand. Then the dog tried to eat it.

So I ran, dog in hot pursuit, to the bathroom and my DH was in there in the shower, door shut. Baby in one arm, poo in the other so I couldn't open the door.

Panicking, I ran half naked, boob still out, down the stairs to the kitchen bin to dump the poo in there. Pizza guy stood at the front door so dog starts barking and he starts looking in through the window at me, boob out, poo in hand.

That's my Friday night so far, how about yours?

Mine managed to fire her poo in to the sleeve of my dressing gown. I couldn’t for the life of me work out where it had gone, was checking around the changing mat, under it, on the floor….then I realised my arm felt warm 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤬🤬

This has legit made my night, brilliant 😂😂

Yaha peak peak parent moment! I think it’s nail the next one. They just keep coming….

Oh OP! You have reached peak parenting! Hope baby is now asleep and you’re enjoying some well deserved wine (with the pizza)

Now you say peak, but I've just heard they just keep coming!!

Yes baby now asleep. Many pizza slices and wines have been consumed, thank you

Excellent work 😂😂😂😂😂

:-) :-) :-)
Well done to your baby, it all went in one place.

Love this. Have taken a screenshot of your OP to read again whenever I need cheering up!