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i can poo in letters of the alphabet

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/08/2007 16:47

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iota · 09/08/2007 16:48

I bet doing a g is tricky

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/08/2007 16:49

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nomdeplume · 09/08/2007 16:50

Cod.

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nomdeplume · 09/08/2007 16:50

put it on member profiles

iota · 09/08/2007 16:50

eurgh TMI

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/08/2007 16:50

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CountessDracula · 09/08/2007 16:51

so you can only do a j?

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/08/2007 16:51

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nomdeplume · 09/08/2007 16:52

have you been drinking ?

"Cod in turd talk shocker"

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/08/2007 16:52

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HappyDaddy · 09/08/2007 16:53

Did you give it a name?

Or use your boot to break it in two?

DD regularly tells us what type of poo she's done (admittedly with my encouragement), depending on it's size and shape. "I did a meatball poo" or "a mummy, daddy and dd poo" or a "rocket poo".

I'm so proud.

thomcat · 09/08/2007 16:53

oh MY GOD

You do need to get more you know that right?

HappyDaddy · 09/08/2007 16:54

Cod, I have to nominate this for quote / thread of the week!

NormaStanleyFletcher · 09/08/2007 16:55

can you do a "Q"?

Now that would impress me

hunkermunker · 09/08/2007 16:55

You'll be telling us about your shagging exploits next...!

So, let's get this right, your DH won't let you dance, but he's happy with you talking about your anal scuplture on the internet

ledodgy · 09/08/2007 16:56

PMSL was it a j or a J. I'd be more impressed if it was a J as the horizontal line in the right place would take great skill.

Nbg · 09/08/2007 16:56

Good lord!

Its no wonder you like to keep anon

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/08/2007 16:57

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MaloryTowersHasManners · 09/08/2007 16:58

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ledodgy · 09/08/2007 16:58

No top line Your poo report would be 'Could do better'

hunkermunker · 09/08/2007 16:58

Gillian McKeith would be very proud of you

nomdeplume · 09/08/2007 16:59

I'd have been more impressed if you could do one of those forrin c's with the curly bit on the bottom (looks like a 5 with the flat top bit cut off), forgotten the name of it.

ledodgy · 09/08/2007 16:59

Or an e with an accent.

Nbg · 09/08/2007 16:59

Dont think Gilly likes curves in her poos.

Got to be one big straight feck off poo.

MaloryTowersHasManners · 09/08/2007 17:00

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