i can poo in letters of the alphabet

[FluffyMummy123]

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It is a shame that you only produced one letter cod. If you were doing whole words you could report back on whether the spelling was better than your typing

Or photograph it for us of course

I try to get dp to look at some of mine but he won't

he doesn't know what he is missing; I eat 10 fruit and vegetables a day and I am taking no prisoners

oh dear.

Cod maybe you're getting psychic messages - jot down each letter as it arrives, it may give you some important instruction!

J-O-I-N T-H-E F-O-R-E-I-G-N L-E-G-I-O-N or something like that.

VVV, you mean you'd not like to get a text with a turd in it?

Whole new meaning to "hotmail", eh? Schmokin'!

Well, the thing is, I'm a numbers gal.

I can poo 118 118 with ease. I've also done a 007.

Letters just dont do anything for me.

Mind you, I dont mind doing a LXIX

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dd1 used to comment on the shapes her poos made, like cloudspotting, in a potty.
e.g. oh mum that one looks just like a snail!
she used to do a lot of o's
sadly not possible now she uses the loo

ah this is my kind of thread

ex dh was so embarrassed when we started going out as he'd done such an enormous turd in my loo and it wouldnt flush away, so he locked himself in the bog for about an hour til it had successfully flushed away.. i thought he had died in there..

my ds tries to analyse the shape of his poo every day,
monday : rocket
tuesday: plane
wednesday: house with pointy roof (!!???)
thursday: snake