Your top 3 'NON-NEGOTIABLE' family rules.

[Saturn74]

Children: two boys aged 10 and 8.
Our top three, non-negotiable rules are:
1: No hitting, swearing, mimicking or name calling.
2: No speaking whilst you have food in your mouth.

3: Put all dirty clothes and wet towels in the laundry basket.

What are your top three?

Dd 4 and ds 6 and these apply to everyone.

1. Be kind - no teasing or hitting

1. Speak in a normal voice - no shouting at each other

1. Take care of your stuff and help put it away

Lol at hamster grooming. One of my subsidiary ones is 'no spinning the hamster ball around when the hamster is in it'.

Todays rule only invented 1 day ago as a direct result of DD and DS's caring concern for the dog

" no pull ups and clip - on earings on the dog"

DD said - no need to use nappy sacks when walking the dog and the earings look cool

LOL artist!

1. Either me or dh bath our son at night every night. (no one else)
2. erm, dont really have any more, is that really bad?

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ds 7 dd 4

Rule 1: Be nice

Rule 2: Speak properly and be polite

Rule 3: Join in and have fun (meals, games, cleaning up, cooking etc.)

Apply to me and dp too!!

1. No hitting or deliberately hurting anyone
2. No name calling
3. No shouting, screaming or shrieking.

Rules apply to all of us!

rofl about the breasts
thats mine too

I suppose ours are (girls 7, 4 and 6 months)

1. Don't get the baby out of her cot and carry her downstairs if you are less than 35 years old
2. Don't let the baby play polly pockets with you
3. Don't SLAM DOORS

oh there are some great ones on here! i love the no standing naked on the windowsill, don't insert things into your brother, and the first malteser is mums!

So far we have:
NO hitting/biting/kicking etc
NO grabbing moms glasses
NO running out into the street with only one sock on

And yes these apply to DH (42) me (30) and DS (19 mo)

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1. Swear words to be used in context.
2. no TV in the week.
3. Only small dogs in the dishwasher (it tips up) or in the beds.

Colditz

1} Mummy doesn't share chocolate
2) No getting in the dishwasher (dd2 is 19 months)
3} Don't try and shut your little sister out in the garden when she annoys you

Hmm..wish I'd come up with a chocolate rule before now!

And one about washing the car with foaming hand soap.