roll up all you poopy toddlers cods on the case

[TheHighwayCod]

ok heres hte rules
take them dont ask

r ewardd with mass hysteria

do not venture out
do not ever use nappies in the day agin

have to go to tesco
back in a couple of hours

Grrr and at you who have had poos in pootty.

DS (almost 3) is excellent with wees, taking himself off to the big boy toilet and everything.

Wont poo in potty or toilet.

Have done stickers and bribes galore, he does not care.

id get tot he tellign off stage then now

he is pissing about

old shcoolers sould say tell him if he does he has to tidy it up

potty - (see poo is dominating my life right now)

he doesnt go on floor, its in nightime nappy and occasionally in pants - but surely he cant clean poo off his pants?? - It would be bloody everwhere for a start

no of course he wont but you can tell him he will

ah , will try when he gets back from nursery.

DS1 will now sit on a potty, so I think that's enough progress for November...

i never used pottys hunker
i think kids dont like htem
they are hard rt os it on and cold

DS1 adores his. He wanted to sleep on it the other night. He does maniacal laughter on it. This is all while fully clothed btw. I have a feeling I'm not doing this right...

I shouldn't be on this thread - I'm not toilet training him at all yet!

Don't go - the more the merrier. This thread is keeping me sane

So, what now? He said he would clean the poo off his pants and then had a strop because I wouldnt let him.

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OMG OMG OMG, after going on at him constantly this afternoon, and offering 2 milky ways and a digestive biscuit he has just done a poo it his potty.

I could see he wanted one, he kept wriggling about and touching his bum. He got poo on his hand and asked me to wipe it off, so I did, with a wipe.

I put the wipe in the potty and I said 'put the rest of your poo on there' and he did.

Not sure if it was the earlier threat or the lure of goodies out of reach on the fire place that did it.

So, now what? I am saddly mistaken that the hardest part is over? Is he on a diet of milky ways and biscuits for ever?

Pruni, I think I still need the wine, Im in utter shock.

I have to say that when I say going on at him I mean getting a bit tougher and telling him that Ive had enough. I know that this is supposed to be a big no no when it comes to poo but I really do think that the fish was right.

Cod reigns poo queen (for now anyway)

Woo hoo! Proper poo on the potty! Okay, extensive chocolate bribery was used, but hey - not complaining!

Georgina, you have had a success? or do you mean my DS?

We had a success this morning, but seems like he only got half his poo out - saved the rest for a pooey pair of pants later in the morning...

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Personally my DS lerves his potty seat thing. He sits on it to watch Tellytubbies. It's in the sitting room though so it doesn't get cold, but it does get a bit smelly for us at times.

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Sorry I was replying to Cod about potties.

let him stand then
mad march hare well done!

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