Before I had a baby I never thought I would....

[octanegirl]

Come on, this will be fun! Before I had a baby I never thought I would:

Pick another human being's nose for them.....for example

Come on girls! Let's 'av em! :)

Sing nursery rhymes almost non stop all day. Dont even think dd notices im doing it.

Enjoy getting my hair ripped out of my head because of the cheekiest grin ever that follows it.

Wanting to bite someones cheeks cos theyre so cute.

Potentially bruising delicate baby skin because im giving such a big kiss.

And also the bogey slobber poo stories

Never thought I'd...

get pregnant on the pill...

be so happy to see one of those gummy windy pretend smiles
be so nonchalant about breastfeeding in front of friends and family
be sooooo amused by his every bodily function
co-sleep!

-catch vomit
-eat food that has just come out of my toddler's mouth
-change a nappy (toddler stinky one!) during dinner and go back to finish eating my dinner afterwards

Use a dummy. Cosleep. Let my baby watch TV. Eat sugar while bfing. I was AWFUL.

I spent quite a lot of last night with the TV on as white noise while I begged my screaming refluxy 9 week old to take the dummy that he has been refusing for the last few weeks, before heading off to eat hobnobs for dinner and bf him to sleep in my arms.

Sigh.

sniff poo without revulsion
co sleep
run into the library with a boob out (mostly covered)
push shopping trolly back and forth repeated though DS is not actually with me
wonder how much poo is okay to have on my top when about to go out (the answer used to be none, now not so much)

oh yeah sunnysummer we weren't going to let ours watch TV til he was 2! Ha ha!! That went out the window pretty early

These have really made me laugh :)

DP was insistent he wouldn't allow toys with batteries... We now live in vtech hell!

Voluntarily taste anything with banana in it to check it isn't too hot