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Blenders - lazy or wot?

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dietcoke · 10/06/2003 14:04

my friend just told me that she as a blender that she uses and i was just wondering wot was the point of dese fings? i mean, shes not old or nuffin, got all her teeth, so why does she aft to squish everyfink? she blends watermelons in it, why not just eat em like everyone else does? is it just laziness? cant people be bovvered to chew stuff up anymore? i fink she is middle class on the quiet having a gadget like that, cause they are a bit lazy arent they? they ave breadmakers and stuff, why not just buy it from the shop? my shop does loads of bread, i dont unnerstand why you ave to make it unless you want to be all poncy. i can unnerstand if you ave babies and need to squish stuff up for them, but does all middle class people squish up their food? do they use straws and stuff? i dont know any you see, but i fink my friend is one, she lives near the sea so she must be. she says its a diet fing, but chewing is good exersize innit? so i dont geddit. fought this site might know stuff like that, i just got the internet you see, my boyfriend got me on it.

OP posts:
socialistworker · 13/06/2003 16:29

You all sound like bourgeois linear-thinking dingbats and class traitors to me.

prufrock · 13/06/2003 16:36

I feel like singing an Alanis Morrisette song....

wickedstepmother · 13/06/2003 18:38

Who socialist worker ?

Tortington · 13/06/2003 23:00

feckin fantastic

breeze · 14/06/2003 13:11

LOL great thread

Rhubarb · 18/06/2003 22:21

Ooooh, aren't we all getting on our high horses at bit! Interesting to note that those who post on the chat threads about nothing in particular can be so offended by one thread from a blatant mis-speller about blenders! Just don't read it guys, you don't have to!

SoupDragon · 19/06/2003 08:25

I can't see any high horses. The odd donkey or two but no horses...

M2T · 19/06/2003 11:42

Giddy-up Soupie! Mine's higher than yours.

SoupDragon · 19/06/2003 11:44

Ooohhh... I spy a donkey!!

M2T · 19/06/2003 11:58

EEEEE -AWWWWW!

Rhubarb · 19/06/2003 14:59

See! How could you be offended by Dietcoke then? At least she tries to make conversation! And are you calling all working-class people donkeys by any chance? C'mon then if you think you're 'ard enuff!

M2T · 19/06/2003 16:16

Dietcoke was clearly a wind-up and the working class comments were a joke...... I assume. Why would you want to start a fight?

tinyfeet · 19/06/2003 19:05

Am I the only one who thinks Dietcoke is aka Zsa Zsa and is a male solicitor or accountant in his mid-to-late twenties sitting in his office in his pin-striped suit, bored to death with work and getting off on winding all us innocent mums up?

SoupDragon · 19/06/2003 19:13

Dietcoke has to be ZsaZsa, I agree. And possibly DottyParker and Auntbessie too. Dietcoke is definitely a joke troll, not a genuine poster. I can't believe someone has the time to spend on all those consistent misspellings!!

Rhubarb: You, me outside for a foodfight. Stewed rhubarb V blue string soup... But don't get any on my Jimmy Choos...

tinyfeet · 19/06/2003 19:27

Don't you also agree that Dietcoke is a man?? Everyone keeps calling him "she".

SoupDragon · 19/06/2003 19:31

I've got no idea of his/her sex at all actually. (I nearly said no feel for it but thought it sounded rude )

M2T · 19/06/2003 19:37

I s'pose anyone here could be a bored male accountant in a pinstripe suit! Well I could coz None of you has ever seen me!!

Rhubarb · 19/06/2003 19:57

M2T, you take me too seriously. I know people who spell as badly as Dietcoke, the same people who never write but text all the time. And sad though the stereotype is, it does exist on council estates all over the country. At least she confined herself to just one thread instead of annoying people on lots of other threads, which is what Zsa Zsa used to do. Plus many trolls now are members using a disguise to belittle other members, like AuntBessie. Dietcoke was harmless at least, joker or not.

And though many people said they were fed up and offended by her, this thread seems to just keep running and running, so she must have some appeal!

princesspeahead · 19/06/2003 20:18

don't know how you can tell that dietcoke and zsaxsa are trolls and aunt bessie is a regular poster - what's the difference? and do you think dietcoke is really a man? I think most men would be bored stupid by this site let alone want to post on it... I think dietcoke and zsa zsa are the same person and also regular mumsnetters... interesting people's different views!

Rhubarb · 19/06/2003 21:12

No, no, no! They may ALL be regular posters, just under a disguise. AuntBessie is probably a member with a gripe who is just out to stir. Dietcoke is harmless, and I didn't say for definite she/he was a troll as she/he does not appear to be malicious in any way. Zsa Zsa was a regular poster who again, went under a disguise and became very, very annoying. I had an idea who Zsa Zsa was/is, and I sincerely hope that they are not responsible for the other trolls. I really don't know where they find the time, don't they have jobs/homes to go to?

BTW Princess, welcome to the site, I don't believe we've met????

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