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Blenders - lazy or wot?

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dietcoke · 10/06/2003 14:04

my friend just told me that she as a blender that she uses and i was just wondering wot was the point of dese fings? i mean, shes not old or nuffin, got all her teeth, so why does she aft to squish everyfink? she blends watermelons in it, why not just eat em like everyone else does? is it just laziness? cant people be bovvered to chew stuff up anymore? i fink she is middle class on the quiet having a gadget like that, cause they are a bit lazy arent they? they ave breadmakers and stuff, why not just buy it from the shop? my shop does loads of bread, i dont unnerstand why you ave to make it unless you want to be all poncy. i can unnerstand if you ave babies and need to squish stuff up for them, but does all middle class people squish up their food? do they use straws and stuff? i dont know any you see, but i fink my friend is one, she lives near the sea so she must be. she says its a diet fing, but chewing is good exersize innit? so i dont geddit. fought this site might know stuff like that, i just got the internet you see, my boyfriend got me on it.

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dietcoke · 11/06/2003 15:37

well am sorry about dat. wot do u want me to do? swear on the bible? even if u did belief me, i dont fink anyones wood be nice to me, u all just look down on me and make fun. bet half of u have never even lived on an estate, dont no anyone who has. u probaby just see me as a theif and a slut. u woodnt even let me cleen your houses. well i am a person u no, ive got kids and feelings. oh well, dont no why im trying.

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tinyfeet · 11/06/2003 15:42

dietcoke, i'm sorry, but u must have better fings to do than try to spell like this. it must take u ours to rite these messages! and sorry, but wot ave blenders got to do with bein mums?

dietcoke · 11/06/2003 15:43

i fought dis wos a chat site dats why. a lot of mums chattin. dats wot i wanted to do.

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dietcoke · 11/06/2003 15:45

sorry my spelling is such a big problem for u. as i said, i didnt no u had to have a degree to cum in here.

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StripyMouse · 11/06/2003 16:01

I must be so sad. I have just wasted a good 5 mins reading this ridiculous thread. Madness - where is the breeze inn when I need it? I could do with some intelligent stupidity and chat.
Oh, one last point, dietcoke your spelling is too inconsistent to be really clever/funny/original - you will need to try harder with both topic and your grammar if you are to fool anyone. Sorry, must of us are too busy and harrassed in real life to be bothered with half arsed attempts like this!

M2T · 11/06/2003 16:20

Loving it.

Dietcoke - are you offering to clean houses? I'll let you clean mine no probs!

Enid · 11/06/2003 17:08

and its weird that you cant spell 'think' but you can spell 'chardonnay'...

codswallop · 11/06/2003 17:10

good detective work enind - you can see why you are in the book!

M2T · 11/06/2003 17:15

That might be the name of her dog!

SoupDragon · 11/06/2003 17:17

It must be Codswallop! She can't spell Enid...

Enid · 11/06/2003 17:21
Grin
dottyparker · 11/06/2003 20:44

maybe the name of her child - the one in jail for stealing cars?

i think its unfair to critcise for knowing the name of alcohol, after all this working class gal obviously has pride in her northern self! maybe you could call your next children white lightening and tennants extra? or i heard Ikea was popular as a name a while ago - how about argos for another choice.

codswallop · 11/06/2003 21:02

not me too tired, cant be arsed

dietcoke · 12/06/2003 20:57

i feel pleesed dat y are all bovverin to read my posts at leest. i can spell some fings u know and i do have a dictionery here (see, i spelt dat right) so i looked up chardonnay. i gess its wot all u lot drink is it? dotparky is right, i am mainly into stella and john smiths wich are allright names for kids aint dey? and no none of my kids are into steeling cars yet, my oldest is 6 so a bit yung yet. but yeh, dey do steel cars round ere, not our own dough, just the posh ones like yours. see if u can all take the p* out of me i can give back just as much! but i wood say dat i have been a lot politer dan any of u, wich goes to show dat dey might teech many fings in dem mc schools u all went to, but dey dont teech u manners do dey? or do u have to be rude to get into the mc class?

codswhallop to say u dont like me, u spend lots of time reeding my posts and repling. very kind of u.

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October · 12/06/2003 22:46

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dietcoke · 13/06/2003 14:51

sorry october but i dont fink i am causin a ruck. i cum on here to chat, i never badmouthd anybody and if u reed my posts u will see dat i am just trying to make freinds. it is me who has been acused of steelin, a disgrace to ovver workingclasses and so on. go on, reed all the posts and make up ur own mind as to who is genuin or not. i dont count rude people as being genuin at all, and it seems dere are very many rude people on ere.

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Bobsmum · 13/06/2003 14:52

are you texting us?

SoupDragon · 13/06/2003 14:54

I'm sorry, but no one genuinely spells "that" as "dat" or "think" as "fink"

Bobsmum · 13/06/2003 15:04

I agree - that's no spelling or typo - there's real effort involved - must take ages..is it really worth it?
I found the Scottish equivalent of dietcoke though -Glaswegian Bible

wickedstepmother · 13/06/2003 15:15

Dietcoke is full of crap. He/She is quite clearly and obviously another incarnation of Dottyparker and Zsa Zsa. I agree with what has been said before about DC being more offensive about the 'working classes' than any 'middle class person' could be. Incidentally DC, I grew up on a Northern Council Estate and so DON'T DARE accuse me of being 'detached from the working classes'.... GRRRRR

Waynetta · 13/06/2003 16:00

im upper class and i got a proper gary roads proseser from argos and i skwish and chop and slice stuff 2. your friend is working class scum if she can only skwish. i gotta a frind like her 2 and she wants gold taps on her bath but she can only dream...

wickedstepmother · 13/06/2003 16:03

OH GREAT, another one ....

P.S. Not sure the 'Upper Classes' shop at Argos.

Waynetta · 13/06/2003 16:06

u are working class I think so maybe you dont know how much the prosessers cost at agros?

Bobsmum · 13/06/2003 16:06

yawn

wickedstepmother · 13/06/2003 16:10

Do you honestly have nothing better to do than just keep inventing these nauseating characters ???

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