LOG, Joolstoo? [confused emoticon]
Attempted to explain 'democracy' to my dd (5) today. (She asked me to explain Guardian cartoon... hmmmm a toughie!)
Same dd knows what an apostrophe is and what it's for, but calls it a 'retostroffy'
(It's not an English word, but - going back to the poetic theme - I love and adore the word 'sdrucciolo' and always teach my students what a 'sdrucciolo line of poetry is' (a line where the stress is on the antepenultimate syllable, hence a normal hendecasyllabic line gets to have 12 syllables instead of 11.... are you all with me?) just so I can say the word 'sdrucciolo' a few times (and even though the poets I teach don't actually use sdrucciolo lines). I know, I know... I am one sad individual!