Twiglett - I love discombobulate, is it a real word or a 'made up' one?
I say gosh quite often and usually get funny looks for it . I did read an awful lot of Enid Blyton as a child .
Sticking with the old fashioned theme:
piffle
hussy
jesebell
toodlepip
perambulator
simply charming (with the emphasis on the 'ar')