How dodgy are you...?

[SoupDragon]

Found this link on another site.

I got 15 years and a £2000 fine. How about you?

There's only one of the "crimes" that comes up with the death penalty threat and that's the drugs one. Although surely being decapitated in Indonesia for masturbating should count!

Not sure what I did earlier, I did it again it it is 117 years, I am quite good really, and only stole a grape when I was 2.

Years in prison: 18 Potential fine: £7000

Berlimey... Although cannot leave the country now

OH MY GOD! I got 110.5 years and a £5000 fine! Mind you, I did used to be a really bad girl. I still have nightmares about being caught doing something dodgy and being sent to prison, But not for that length of time!

Cool link
I'm a good girl, just 0.5yrs and £0 fine. How bad are the rest of you? Perhaps I've led a shelterd life.

Dh got 51.5 years inside, £4500 fine and possible death penalty. You wouldn't know it to look at him.

WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT ? DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUMS CHAT TO ME?

68 years and £5K fine.

23 years prison and £7000 fine for me. LOL

36.5 years £2000 fine - i was horified then i saw some of you dodgy lot
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Benni ?

Benni, there's a link in the first post....

Well there goes my cosy image of myself as someone who lives slightly on the edge, 7.5 years and no fine. How boring!

Suddenly feel like a very good girl, but strangely disappointed in myself too!

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

Still, at least Dh can be proud of me - he's a lawyer so at least he won't be defending me.

32 yrs in prison and 7,000 fine!

Think I'll need a good lawyer - 61 years and £5000 fine.......

ohhh I'm so glad I found this thread. I had this thing emailed to me a few weeks ago and got 87 years and £7000 fine, Yet DH and everyone else I sent it to only got about 20 years.

I really do feel like I'm in good company now

Well I guess that I am just a naughty girl, but I up there with the best of you!

I got 88 yrs in Prison and a fine of £9500 oh yeh plus a possibilty of the death penality!

OMG how sad am I?!! Got 0 years and 0 fine, I cannot believe it, upstanding? me? never!

Girly - you're so innocent.... bless.

0 years and £2000 fine hmmmm - an a bit of a goody goody really.

what are you implying m2t?

You must just be "virtually" a bad girl, Girly.

ha ha ha m2t you know me so well!

91 years in prison, 8100 fine and a possible death sentence - who'd have thought it ?