How dodgy are you...?

[SoupDragon]

Found this link on another site.

I got 15 years and a £2000 fine. How about you?

83 yrs in prison and £5000 fine, well at least I missed the death penalty!!

I am winning on time in jail (aside from pie's dh!!) But not on fines!!

It's not the stamp one - the death penalty for treason was rescinded fairly recently. Did you answer yes to the drug smuggling one instead???

21.5 yrs and £2000 fine

0.5 years in prison £0 fine - how boring am I??

75.5 years but no fine which seems a bit odd.

40 years £7000 fine - I said 'yes' to virtually everything! Must be the drugs one

32 years, £5k fine plus poss death penalty. Thought I'd do even worse. Shows that even though I've no life now I've lived before!

56.5 years and £2000 fine!!

I answered Yes to almost EVERY question, except the driving ones as I don't have my license (and a couple of the sex ones ). I did notice there wasn't a question about driving a car you're not insured for before you have even got a provisional.

.... off to virtual prison now.

37 Years and a 7K fine. Yeah but no but yeah right it wasn't my fault honest gov. I just stuck it on the envelope and when I looked it was upside down!

97.5 years in nick and £4,500 fine.
I thought I was a good girl
soupdragon excellent site
had to laugh at the bow and arrow question.

0 years 0 fine - I'm a bit disappointed!

I got 5 years and a £2000.

11 years - £5,000
Must stop taking DS1 (aged 3) past shop windows - is that why they have to stick paper over them??

DOORMAT!! 97.5 years??

(must've been the anal sex question that clinched it..... literally!)

7.5 years , no fine. And I answered yes to the upside down postage stamp and didn't receive the death penalty.

pie - your husband is truly evil!! Just checked and that is the maximum sentence and fine

46.5 stretch plus a death penalty but thankfully no fine!!!!!!!!!! Very good liked that one

As I was scrolling up I thought I must be the worst until I got to doormat.I got 91.5 years and £2000 fine.

37 Potential fine: £5000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

8 years, £7000 fine and possibility of death penalty!!! Why is it illegal to eat a mince pie on Christmas Day?

Oh b*gger - 77.5 years and £2k fine

Wow 117 years in prison and a £7000 fine, it was the fishing on a sunday with my dad that clinched it.

Oops maybe I should have read others before I posted.

Don't you know its illegal to grind ME up and eat me on any day?????

(I knew I should have had a nap today)

As for my DH I think he is has commited every non violent crime there is, he and his high school friends were always getting visited by the FBI. But honest...he as upstanding citizen now gov'

DH just got 131 yrs and £7k fine.... must've been the 'painting the scout hut' incident !!!