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I have been married to my dh for nealry ten years and I have just found out something that he can do which is IMO so coooooool

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TrinityRhino · 21/08/2009 20:34

he already makes me swoon when he kills HUGE loofahs with his bare finger squished into their bady
(I know that we need them and shouldn't kill them but I amd petrified of them)

but now I have just found out something he can do that I never knew

it is sooo cool!

guess what it is

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PixiNanny · 21/08/2009 20:46

Oo, I did have some funny mental images about squishing a fluffy bathroom item

lol at differentDM!

Thunderduck · 21/08/2009 20:47

It's a spider. Why can't we just call it a spider?

JackBauer · 21/08/2009 20:48

Penis puppetry?

MmeLindt · 21/08/2009 20:49

Thunderduck
We don't just call it a S because there are people who are extremely phobic. I don't think that the S word in a post is quite so bad, but I do avoid it in a title or OP so that the arachnaphobes can hide the thread.

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:51

(I'm back.)

Drive?

GrimmaTheNome · 21/08/2009 20:51

Just be glad there aren't many people with wildfowl phobias

ok, so what is it?

Wallace · 21/08/2009 20:51

graw

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:51

Bite his toe nails?

Thunderduck · 21/08/2009 20:52

Well I refuse to call it a bloody loofah. It's a spider.

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:52

An impression of Yassar Arrofat?

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TrinityRhino · 21/08/2009 20:53

I'm so sorry
I didn't mean to bugger off and leave you hanging
I got caught up in eccentrics party

he can ride a bike down a steep hill, no handed, waving and clapping!!!!!

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Goober · 21/08/2009 20:53

Put the lid on the toothpaste?

5inthebed · 21/08/2009 20:53

Fart his way through the whole of the national anthem?

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:53

Is he 13?

myredcardigan · 21/08/2009 20:54

Is it the same as calling your daughter's genitalia flower?

PacificDogwood · 21/08/2009 20:55

Is that all? Can't he juggle loofahs at the same time or even bugger a pig??

Thunderduck · 21/08/2009 20:55

Yes it's equally annoying.

SpawnChorus · 21/08/2009 20:55

waving AND clapping? How many hands has he got? Or is he not waving with his hands?

paisleyleaf · 21/08/2009 20:56

That sounds really great.

Can he stop?

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TrinityRhino · 21/08/2009 20:57

no he isn't
thats probably why I find it cool
he took dd1 (9) out for a bike ride and she was saying how chuffed she was that she could take one hand off and then he showed her what he could do and she was amazed
she already thought her dad was totally cool

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MmeLindt · 21/08/2009 20:57

waving and clapping? At the same time?

PacificDogwood · 21/08/2009 20:57

@ Spawn

myredcardigan · 21/08/2009 20:57

Lol, spawn! Flake just came down my nose then at the thought of a mystic 3rd hand waving enigmatically whilst he claps!

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TrinityRhino · 21/08/2009 20:58

waving OR clapping

mentioned because it would mean constant adjusting of balance if you move your arms around

so cool

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OnlyWantsOneDoesntLikeDM · 21/08/2009 20:58

oh FFS tell

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