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hub2dees cucumber

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bubble99 · 22/05/2005 20:10

Last night Marslady and I were having a genteel chat, about kittens and needlepoint probably, when hub steamed in and started waving a cucumber around. What followed next was quite disgraceful and I wish to disassociate myself from the orgy which ensued.

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WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 21:52

Well, size is obviously very important to some people ...

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 21:57

well i am going to flounce. where is he anyway. Harrumph.

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 21:58

Running as far away from this thread as he can, if he's got any sense!

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 22:12

hubby....hubby? wehre are you? Coo-e!

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 22:14

He's hiding in a corner somewhere, hoping that we'll all go away soon

LGJ · 23/05/2005 22:17

WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 22:17

keep this going then. i have just posted on another thread having forgotten the name change.

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 22:17

Ooooer, it's a funny shape ...

LGJ · 23/05/2005 22:20

You mean you are not Hub2deesCucumber

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 22:21

Who's not?

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 22:21

Of course it is. Use your imagination.

LGJ · 23/05/2005 22:22

Cucumber?. To you it?s just a bent?.twisted?. pathetic looking green thing.

To me it?s perfection!!

Come on Hub, in the words of the blessed Delia, Lets be havin ya.............

LGJ · 23/05/2005 22:23

I offered a chunk to all my family? they agreed with me? it was delicious ...........

Very close family then

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 22:23

I told you, he's run as far away from this thread as he can.

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 22:28

mmmm.....glad to hear that lgj................

MarsLady · 23/05/2005 23:18

I would just like to say that like bubble I was simply enjoying a little needlepoint and commenting on how lovely the huge poppies were when MissKinkyboots came along and hub2dee was brandishing a cucumber.......... what can I tell you?

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 23:20

Fibber

LGJ · 23/05/2005 23:23

He is here,

MarsLady · 23/05/2005 23:23

I don't know what you mean!

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 23:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Although as he's just called us a bunch of witches, I don't think I'll bother anymore

LGJ · 23/05/2005 23:25

hub2dee on Monday, 23 May, 2005 11:19:18 PM

May I please advise all that I am not Hub2deescucumber and that the imposter will die a slow and painful dress in a lot of salad dressing if I ever get close enough.

It gets worse

Spacecadet · 23/05/2005 23:27

surely this cucumber is past its best now, its been waved about a lot, so poss a bit limp.

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bubble99 · 24/05/2005 19:19

I just want to say that to respect hub's wishes I will not mention his cucumber again. It shall be laid to rest in a nice raita somewhere. I have now bumped this thread and I apologise.

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LGJ · 24/05/2005 19:48

Is it just me or do you think that he took it all a bit too seriously, FGS if I can have it ripped out of me all weekend about GR, fail to see why others should be immune.

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bubble99 · 24/05/2005 20:16

Yes, I have to say you took the whole GR thing very well. I think I'll start another thread as hub may get huffed if he sees his cucumber at the top of the thread lists. I think he's respecting his DW's wishes but otherwise he'd happily discuss his cucumber all day. Was going to say night but that sounds a bit racey

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