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hub2dees cucumber

75 replies

bubble99 · 22/05/2005 20:10

Last night Marslady and I were having a genteel chat, about kittens and needlepoint probably, when hub steamed in and started waving a cucumber around. What followed next was quite disgraceful and I wish to disassociate myself from the orgy which ensued.

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hub2dee · 23/05/2005 10:03

LGJ: Is there no sanctity, even in the marital bed ?

WWB's opening line: "I had the choice between a pistol, an air rifle and a sidewinder missile, but I wasn't quite sure if the latter would make a mess of the garden, so I picked up the pistol, impaled the cucumber on a spiked bit of fence, and proceeded to annihilate [insert bad guy's name / ex / former lover / spy controller / boss at work etc.]. A pheasant roosted in a tree some way off, one eye open, watching my lithe form silhouetted against the porch light. It was to be one hell of an evening..."

(Enid Blighton - Part II - The Mid Lands).

bubble: Hope footle got some sleep in eventually... You are aware that you have to assemble the cot and remove the wrapping first ? Not all laydees think of that, ya see.

Have a nice day, all.

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 13:39

Ever thought about taking up writing, Hub? I think you could be rather good at it You did miss the cat gently roasting over the open fire though.

hub2dee · 23/05/2005 14:18

I will if you will. No prob. Well, just a story or two for beanette. Dw fancies herself as next JKR though (not that she writes at the mo, but a few books for a few mill ? Sounds OK !).

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 14:26

Sounds good

hub2dee · 23/05/2005 15:12

Yes. BTW, I'm not going to keep posting on this thread !

Title is just too much to bear !!!

Catch you around.

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 17:19

Wimp

Original poster
bubble99 · 23/05/2005 19:58

Bump to make hub squirm.

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WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 20:02

I think we should keep this at the top of Active Conversations, don't you Bubble?

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bubble99 · 23/05/2005 20:08

Definately. I reckon he's lurking and hoping it will disappear.

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WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 20:17

Of course he is!

Oooops, bumped it again

LGJ · 23/05/2005 20:25

.

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 20:36

Maybe he would prefer it if we started a different thread.

Hub2Dee's Marrow, perhaps.

Or maybe Hub2Dee's Gherkin.

giraffeski · 23/05/2005 20:46

Message withdrawn

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 20:48

No? You don't say? [sarcastic emoticon]

Original poster
bubble99 · 23/05/2005 21:03

Dee must be one understanding woman.

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giraffeski · 23/05/2005 21:08

Message withdrawn

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 21:10

Excuse me girls, i am a little miffed that you would consider ditching me in favour of a marrow or a gherkin!

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 21:17

Don't you call me "young lady", young lady ...

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 21:18

ahem!

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bubble99 · 23/05/2005 21:21

hub's cocktail gherkin?

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WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 21:29

Even better, Bubble.

Hello, Cuke

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 21:45

i do not want to be ousted by a mere gherkin!

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 21:45

sorry had a salad emergency other side of town

WigWamBam · 23/05/2005 21:48

Sorry, but Hub is embarrassed by you. Seems like you have to go - sorry

Hub2deesCucumber · 23/05/2005 21:50

noooooooooo but he wouldn't mind a marrow? scandalous!