Birthday Party....... the continuing saga......

[Mum2Toby]

Here we are..... a nice clean thread to clutter up with streamers, booze, young men and fag-ends!

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Right emsie ... you're on ... Is that him now ... Well, if I shut my eyes I might not notice his acne ....

Yeah, I noticed www is around. You know, she ALWAYS spells my name wrong. Never liked to mention it before, but now I've got a bit of Dutch courage......
Maybe she doesn't want to come in 'cos she's off the booze. Still, she could at least come and make sure we all get home safely.

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Way to go, Ghosty - that took guts - even with your eyes shut it must have been hard to ignore THAT much acne - never seen it on someone's lips before. Unusual sensation?

Well ... I just have to go and talk to that pizza boy ... back in a tick ... will let you know how he was ...

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Mmmmm... well, I tried ... the acne on the lips wasn't too bad ... tried to ignore the one that popped ...
Anyway ... he started crying and said that his mum said he had to go home ... pooor thing ... can't say I didn't try!

Hmmm, I think there's more to him than meets the eye... (I hope so for Ghosty's sake).

I hate to be a party pooper, but I don't want to be left here on my own with all the clearing up to do, so I'm going to make a move. Called dh and he's waiting outside. Sounded a bit annoyed on the phone - can't see his problem, dd1&2 will think it's a real adventure coming to pick mummy up in the middle of the night.

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Right SB ... your turn again ... truth or dare!!

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So, goodbye then, rescued my coat from the pile. Don't want to inspect the stains too closely.

Enjoy the rest of the night - I'm taking a bit of pizza with me for the journey - the rest is yours.

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Emsie .... you can't leave .... where's you sense of adventure and independence?

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So SB ... it's just you and me then? OK you can have a dare ...
Give me a minute to think ....

Sorry, at least I was less of a lightweight than SOME I could mention.

See you all real soon.

Byeeeeeeeeee

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You have to run outside with your knickers on your head and lift up your top to anyone who drives past ... Now ...

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OY, that's me driving past you silly mare. Please, put them away. Dh is getting the wrong idea about this party.