Birthday Party....... the continuing saga......

[Mum2Toby]

Here we are..... a nice clean thread to clutter up with streamers, booze, young men and fag-ends!

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I've only just looked at this thread since I really should be in bed but ds is at his dads so I know I have a lovely lie in tomorrow (somehow I've gone past that late afternoon dog tiredness today). Emsiewill, I have ONLY just noticed, because you've mentioned it, that your name is EmSIEwill, not EmIESwill, honestly! I've had you in my head as Emieswill for, well, as long as I've known your name...soooo sorry, glad you told me You know, I called Malmomum MalCOmum for ages and ages too, durrr. Feel free to call me witheredwaterwitch or whatever for as long as you like!

Yep, I envy you lot your drinks, I'd kill for a few glasses of cold dry white wine. Chablis preferably. Oooh, getting carried away now. Anyway, night, night all, hope your heads are all ok in the morning!

Night night schweetie darling .... sleep well ...hope you don't have a headache in the morning ... kiss kiss ....

I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED THAT STUPID LOCK
I SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU'D BE BACK TO FOLLOW ME?
GO ON NOW GO, WALK OUT THE DOOR
JUST TURN AROUND NOW COS YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ANYMORE ......
Fab party .... hic!

ohhh ... www ... there you are ... and I have to go now ... DH has just phoned me on my mobile and told me off cos I have been on the computer ALL morning!!!
It's been a laugh ... just silly fun ... Can't wait for the next party ...

Blimey! What a mess!

And I'm not just talking about the state of the room...

oh,soupdragon thank god youre here,can you help me lift ghosty from under the coffe table,sb34 is lying in the kitchen and emsiewill must have fallen over on her way out and shes behind the wheely bin,i`m glad i left early!

No ... don't move me ... I might die ....

Bloody hell!!

I have been run off my feet and not had time to log on and you lot have beeb partying without me!!! boo hooo

Have we abandoned the YURT, where's Jude?

boo hoo, more tears, its not fair!

I cannot even party today as we are having one of our own, for the kids, ds is 1 and dd4!

So save some stuff for me and a portion of whatever poor bloke that happens to stumble by for tomorrow for me!!!

hi girly,i was asking where you were last night,happy birthday to your little darlings,hope you have a nice day,it`ll be our turn next saturday,yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Missed another good party then

i asked for you as well breeze in the other party

Look, I LIKE it here behind the bin. Just leave me alone to die, will you........

Maybe you should ask Tech to delete the truth or dare bit..... don't want too many secrets comin' out!!!!

I woosed out, glad I did though coz ds got me up at 6am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whymummy and Meanmum, I feel honoured that you asked for me. You sound as though you had a good time. Reason why i couldn't make it, my ds was sick the other day and some kind lady (or so she seemed) lent me some very expensive wipes with gold ending, well she tracked me down and put the hard word on me for payment and I have been worrying how to pay, so didn't feel in the mood to party. Sorry girls, next time count me in.

i`m sorry breeze but sending the bay-leaf was the only way of getting my money back

im pleased youve taken it so well

means what this space

what?

exactly, just wait for those wipes to arrive.

i`m not saying anything else until a get my solicitor

well?
one can not wait all day,i must rush we are having lunch at the ivy

oooooer whymummy ... didn't think you were that type after the way you behaved last night ....

who me?? i wasnt here last night,jemimaaaaaaaa have you been using mummys computer again????