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Macdog, Worley, Jenn, Voods ....... time for another thread!

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Macdog · 11/06/2009 07:51

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VoodoNotdoit · 11/07/2009 14:39
Hmm
VoodoNotdoit · 11/07/2009 14:40

we may have bought a house....

VoodoNotdoit · 11/07/2009 14:42

offer accepted on fixer upper.

we are in shock. MrVoodoo is very panicky at amounts of work required.

Macdog · 11/07/2009 19:26

WOW VOODS!!!

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worley · 11/07/2009 22:30

whoohoo!! do you have a link to the fixer upper, did you show us that ine??

and oh my good god, i typed facevook instead of facebooj into my address bar and was shocked by the filth that came up, i was typing away looked up to see blooming porn!! wasnt expecting that!

am sitting in bed on laptop, ds's asleep and tv not tuned in so cant watch tv in bed , so the ole 'intnet came out.

my parents are having ds2 for me tomrorrow so i can do lots of work without him pressing buttins etc, ds1 is staying with me as he wants to "film" a transformers movie (he makes them himself on the camcorder and moves his toys around to make them fight etc, he is a little strange at times..)

worley · 11/07/2009 22:36

the gloves came off with me and dp tonight, big time. he has not sorted out somewhere to move still and spent last night asleep inhis car again, he yold me he was on sleep in duty at work but wasnt. anyway, he is moaning about what i spend my wages on when his pay the utility bills and never has any left over. he doesnt understand that after paying over £420 a month on nursery fees, feeding us all for a month (what £400 easy?), petrol for 2 cars to do at least 25 miles a day each in(£400 a month), and with extras like clothes, school stuff, cubs etc he thinks we should have lots of money left over!!
he needs to move out and realise how expensive life is, tit
he thinks i spend it all on me or something..

worley · 11/07/2009 22:39

rant over

CramItUpYourCramHole · 12/07/2009 20:29

worley - you are too patient! he is an eejit. give him a set day to move out by?
would that work?

thanks Macdog - - we are excited yet bricking it.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 12/07/2009 20:30

yup, it is a random name change. quote from Dodgeball.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 12/07/2009 20:34

we saw two films over past two nights..

  1. Tristan and Isolt. Beautiful lovely film, like Braveheart crossed with A Knights Tale about love too.
  1. The Duchess. Very Very dirty nb do NOT watch with parents
My beloved Ralph Fiennes plays a complete knob in it, so Boo! left me feeling very upset for women of that era, I tell you.
CramItUpYourCramHole · 12/07/2009 20:35

At work today I discharged a stapler into my finger jeez it hurt, hurts now to type.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 12/07/2009 20:37

Jenn not been on since 8th July. 3 kids must be a bit more time-consuming!

worley · 12/07/2009 21:12

my friend suggested i pack for him, but he is packed already and everything is in his car, its just fidning some where for him to actually go. its the only trouble when he has no family here and his mates are all in brum.

Jennster · 13/07/2009 09:18

Hey folks. Gosh that is a long time isn't it without MNing. Just been really busy.

Voodoo. Do you have an ominous but lovely butterfly excitement in your tummy. Do you keep looking at your dh in an expectant way, but not say anything and either shake head with wide eyes or grin? It's great isn't it. Good luck with the dooer upper.

Worley. You have the patience of a saint. Hope things start turning around for you soon. Lol at the thought of us being murderers. We can be a bit strange though sometimes

Busy busy busy. Must go. Have a lovely day.

Macdog · 13/07/2009 09:55

Howdy!

I am in pain at moment - I've pulled a muscle under my collar bone

can't cough/sneeze/laugh/breathe deeply without pain

can move the arm in any direction, as long as I don't breathe while doing it

However I realise this pales into insignificance beside STAPLING YOUR OWN FINGER - How exactly do you go about doing THAT you Numpty!

Hope things improve Worley

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Macdog · 13/07/2009 09:56

Ooooh hello Jenn

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CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 11:21

re: stapling own finger.

  1. Find cheap, plastic stapler
  1. Attempt to rush through a stapling job
  1. When stapler gets jammed, insert finger to loosen
  1. Whilst talking about dvds to somebody inadvertantly press down hard on stapler, in frustration at jam not budging
  1. Howl in pain as stapler discharges into finger tip.
  1. Apply copius ridiculous plasters to attempt to gain sympathy.
  1. Be laughed at.
CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 11:26

poor collar bone, nb. how do you manage that?!

went to playgroup as didnt realise was shut for summer break already, so ended up spending an hour at the park with the mini train, had a good look round, real trains were going past every half hour, there was a lovely boat on the canal, dd zoomed straight up a 10' slide (gulp) she has no fear of heights whatsoever, but will NEVER ever go on a roundabout, she loathes being dizzy aka. wibbly wobbly.

there was a circular rose garden so we ran round that, and we watched them crown bowling (had to stop dd'joining in')

a lovely time in all.

Jenn - yes we are doing a lot of wide-eyed grinning! and feel sick a lot of the time too..

Macdog · 13/07/2009 11:40

I have got no idea how I did it, i just know it hurts

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CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 11:50

poor MD XXX
just been getting addresses and phone numbers of playgroups/nurseries/schools etc etc for new area. wish I was all sorted out. have applied to a few, not heard back.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 11:51

and just spent £80 on mo-fo-ing car tax

I blimmin hate car tax.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 11:51

£80 = a weeks shopping

Macdog · 13/07/2009 13:10

So when is your moving date then??

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worley · 13/07/2009 16:22

i just went for the six month option of car tax too, but it does take us to december as the due date for the next lot and it will be christmas so dont know if its was a good thing, but had to pay for ds2's party so needed to cut back on something and car tax lost out.

so, last night, i was up till 12.30 writing my essay, dp was meant to be home as he had to look after ds1 this monrning (as he was sick every where last night so couldnt go to school today) so, dp was meant to finish at 11 as he said he would get some one to cover his sleep in night duty. so it gets to when i realsie it was 12.30 and he wasnt home, so i go to bed and lay there listening for his car (he was meant to be staying in ds1's room as ds's were with me as sick bug) got to 1.10am and ds1 awake as he cant sleep, i had been ringing dp, no answer and texting, no answer. so im laying there feeling rreally sick, thinking ok, maybe he just hasnt got any one to cover his shift, but as ds1 woke up i said to him, come on, lets go out (it was 1.20am by this point) so he agreed as he thought it would be fun ds2 had woken up by this point and so i bundle them all in my car, i had jeans on under my nightie and drove to her house/road. so i drove up and down the road and see his car parked away from her house, at this point my blood is boiling!!! i was gonna smash his car up but thought, no cause im the one that will end up paying for it, so bent all his mirrors and windscreen wipers back (ds1 is going to me, mummy why are you doing that to daddys car) and so i figure out which one is hers, (as didnt know exactly) and by luck a bloke walks up the rpad to the house opposit so i asked him if he had the right house!! and i did!! so as the lights were on hammered on the front window (my hand still hurts) she comes to the curtians, pulls them back and sees me!! que out comes dp looking really ashamed.
and i stand on her driveway going completly mental at him, i was shaking i was soooo angry (normally i dont say a word to anyone and am v quiet) telling him he was out, if we had ever had a chance of fixing things it was gone now he had totally f**d up big time now. he saidgo, i will follow you home to which i replied . no you fing wont, got in the car and pulled away (she was hiding the entire time) so i see him go back into the house, which pisses me off even more, so i drove round the bloke and back in the road, to see his car still there so i sat outside her house with my hand on the car horn for what felt like ages. and then drove off. it was about 1.40am by now.
so get home, chuck what is left in his draws in the washing basket and through it outside at him (as he had now arrived home). after me giving him a mouthfull through the front door, as i wouldnt let him in to talk, he went and slept in the car.

he says it was the first time he has been back to hers scince i found out (i know thats a lie as he went back when we thought it was her doing my car in)and he only went to talk to her as he had no one else to talk to and we had had major arguements that weekend. there is no way i am believing this, he never expected me to come looking for him, dragging my poor boys out at that time of the night (we saw some foxes though!which made ds1's night)so i have told him to go again, and go move to hers if he has to i dont really care so long as he just goes.

i dont know how we managed to end up here!, now im going to have to tell my parents which i didnt want to do, and i feel such a gullible wally. im quite normal usually, and only read about these things in the trashy mags in the staff room!
lord, my arm aches now from typing so much!

worley · 13/07/2009 16:26

poor md! and vood! you ok jenn?

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