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Macdog, Worley, Jenn, Voods ....... time for another thread!

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Macdog · 11/06/2009 07:51

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Macdog · 13/07/2009 16:35

Never mind me Worley, you're having a hell of a time. It's all going a biy Jeremy kyle for you now
Wish I could do something to help

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CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 20:47

oh worley!!

poor you. well done for that though, its good to let the anger out!

lol at bending wipers and ds asking why! he can move in with her if she wants him, surely.

your parents will be glad you tell them to offer you help, you need help to do your work etc.

big hugsXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX what a wanker.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 20:49

can you get locks changed, get his key?

CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 20:51

you arent a gullible wally.

HE is a stupid prick who thought he could have his cake AND eat it.

you will feel better when telling parents. everyone needs to know, you need people fighting in your corner, giving you chance to talk about it.

CramItUpYourCramHole · 13/07/2009 20:52

that stupid tart deserves him

she'll prob not want him when he's single, hope he gets what he deserves. Karma bites you on the ass .

we're here for you W XXXXXX

worley · 14/07/2009 17:11

xx
ds1 brought a letter home from school about swine flu this afternoon, then he tells me he has a sore nose becuase he has been breathing through his nose all day so that if some one has germs and he might nearly breathe them in , then the hair in his nose will trap the germs and he wont get swine flu!!!! hes soo funny, he was so serious too, he didnt breathe through his mouth till he got home!! lmao!!

but today we got told at work that if the WHO increase the level again for swine flu pandemic then all us forntline staff in nhs will not be allowed to take out annual leave as we will all be needed at work, i hope they dont as then what am i going to do with the kids in august holidays! and im looking forward to somerset. we get our vaccination by the end of august apparently. then they will do all kids and elderly then the rest.
nightmare

worley · 14/07/2009 17:12

when i have finished me assignment later can i email it you to read through and tell me what i have done wrong?? my bf is in kenya and she normally reads through my stuff but she wont be back till after next week. shes gone on a safari. not fair.

worley · 14/07/2009 17:13

ds2 has just informed me he has a fly up his trousers

Macdog · 15/07/2009 09:25

you can email it to me, just let me know what I should be doing/looking out for

I was such a plum last night you wouldn't believe
dh was an hour late home from work, having left his mobile at home I couldn't phone him. I was phoning casualty/rail enquiries and even got dd togged up and started walking to station to see if his car was still there - proper panicking/tears etc.

On way to station it dawned on me he was away giving blood

I'm such a divvy

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Macdog · 15/07/2009 10:45

am taking dd to pictures to see Ice Age 3 - is it a terrible mistake?????
She's never been to pictures before

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CramItUpYourCramHole · 15/07/2009 13:02

macdog - - she'll love it. you can always walk out if she doesnt.

my friend used to take her 2yo ds to cinema back in the weeks she was potty trainning him..cue awful poo/cinema incident.

might take dd in a few months. 2hours is a long time without a wee for her at the mo!!

ps. question for MrJennster regarding solicitors - why are they such robbing b'stards? ('cept you, of course)

I accepted the original conveyancing quote and now on the contract paperwork they've mysteriously added another £200..

CramItUpYourCramHole · 15/07/2009 13:03

yeah email me Worley I love proofreading..

macdog will give you my email address....

macdog is my personal go-to person with all things computery!!

Macdog · 15/07/2009 17:39

Your wish is my command mistress......(best pictured as a sort of Igor character)

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CramItUpYourCramHole · 15/07/2009 20:17

cheeky igor!

Macdog · 15/07/2009 20:19

GrinGrinGrin

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Jennster · 15/07/2009 21:57

Where has my post gone? Never mind. I wrote a long one. I'm still about!

Macdog · 16/07/2009 10:44

Hi Jennster!

How's everyone?

I'm scared to mention what we've been doing in case it's raining on you all

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worley · 16/07/2009 14:22

hello, nealry finished vood. will ,maila it asap after i done, thankyou you md!! (p.a )
hey jenn!

Macdog · 16/07/2009 18:55

Macdog P.A. to the Stars, that's me

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CramItUpYourCramHole · 16/07/2009 21:10

nearly wet meself laughing at this thread. Enjoy.

Jennster · 17/07/2009 08:14

Ugh don't read that thread when eating your muesli!

Dh and I not talking to each other. I got a bit pissed off because Tuesday night he spent it in 'conference' with a friend/client all night until 9pm, the time I went to bed. I don't mind too much because it's his job and what brings in the money and lets me have babies. Wednesday night however once all the children were asleep, he said he was off to some friends of ours and I said Ok enjoy your jollies (sarcastically) and by the time I had finished portioning up the fish delivery (order in bulk every few months) put the Ocado delivery away, emptied the dishwasher, filled the dishwasher, hung out the nappies, put another wash on, cleaned and tidied up, it was 10pm. I don't mind doing the above, and mostly dh does most of it anyway because I do all the cooking, but I hadn't realised he was staying out so late. I went to bed sending him a snotty text and have had the cold shoulder ever since. He has spoken less to me this week than he has to clients. It's the fact he'd not spoken to me the night before, and still went out all evening the next night. He says he really doesn't mind if I go out and do the same but it's not the point. He doesn't see where I'm coming from at all. He thinks I'm being mean and I should have sent him a text earlier if I was so pissed off, but that's not the point. He hasn't even had 2 weeks off since dd2 was born. There is so much crappy stuff to do around the house that just doesn't get done because it needs 2 people to do it. I've given up asking him to get a day off to help me.

Rant over. Think I'm going to Ikea.

Macdog · 17/07/2009 10:23

Ah Jenn
men are born without the sensitivity chip - we get double to make up for them

Hope you have a better weekend

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Jennster · 17/07/2009 14:10

Back from Ikea Now have to make 3 meals and eat my lunch. Got a lovely big mirror for our hall. Didn't realise it was so big. It only just fitted in the Golf. REALLY heavy.

Macdog · 17/07/2009 14:12

Retail therapy jus the job then

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Jennster · 17/07/2009 21:21

Frosty silence still