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A bit quiet on here tonight. Give me some ideas for a flamey thread to shock everyone out of their slippers.

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 22:59

Joke. BTW, before anyone berates me for my attempts at flaming. But if you were thinking of starting a thread which was guaranteed to make everyone spill their cocoa, what would the subject be?

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sallystrawberry · 09/05/2005 23:08

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:08

Leaky sphincter from TIU the arse. Goverment should pay for my incontinence needs. I am a minority group. Or am I? Lotttery funding pronto.

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bossykate · 09/05/2005 23:08

"i hate seeing the word baby/child/feeding/behaviour/tantrum/potty training/pregnant/dd/ds/dh/unreasonable... in thread titles - should i go to another site?"

joash · 09/05/2005 23:10

bubble still PMSL and ROFL - need incontinence pads quick...not gonna make the loo if I keep reading this thread.

twitcher · 09/05/2005 23:10

it's a good job I can take a joke!

Tanzie · 09/05/2005 23:13

No, Bubble beats me, that one's much better. Where are all these bumtricks threads then? I haven't seen them.

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:14

twitcher. Have we nicked any of your proposed thread titles then? C'mon, give us a real flamey subject. Do your worst.

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SleepyJess · 09/05/2005 23:14

How about "Are people who breast feed in public Exhibitionist Perverts?"

bossykate · 09/05/2005 23:15

...or merely shameless trollops?

Tanzie · 09/05/2005 23:15

This is a suggestion for a THREAD, not something I indulge in:

"Does anyone else find double penetration gives them better orgasms? Discuss..."

hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:16

Breastfeeding other people's toddlers without parental consent.

joash · 09/05/2005 23:17

stop, stop, please, I can't stop laughing .....

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:18

My 10 year old will only feed from my left breast. Help!..... Oooh! I'm going straight to hell for that one.

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hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:18

My husband will only feed from the other one!

hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:18

(Hi, btw, Bubble )

Pruni · 09/05/2005 23:18

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Tanzie · 09/05/2005 23:18

Breastfeeding other people's teenagers without their consent...

Sorry...don't know what has got into me tonight, apart from half a bottle of chardonnay...

JoolsToo · 09/05/2005 23:20

neighbour breast feeding toddler whilst standing on her head - should I report her to Health & Safety?

SleepyJess · 09/05/2005 23:21

"Please Can Someone Tell Me Where I Can Get Reconstuctive Surgery On My "Dumbo's Ears" P*ss Flaps??!

Urgent!Help!

(and why do I only post impolite stuff late at night? Must be the company.. so easily lead!!)

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:21

Ok Tanzie. How about breastfeeding other people's husbands without their consent. OMG. Did I really just post that?

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hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:21

My neighbour threw her cat at me while I was breastfeeding (with both boobs on display) in the privacy of my back garden. The cat landed on DH and scratched him badly. He bit my nipple too.

Shall I use expressed milk for DH now?

Pruni · 09/05/2005 23:23

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:23

I'm actually quaking as I post this but how about- My child has measles and has infected countless others but it's OK as I eat organic and read The Guardian.

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hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:24

How about "morning sickness is playing merry hell with my 20-a-day habit"?

(with you on the quaking thing, Bubble... )

dinny · 09/05/2005 23:26

Ooh er, HM. Quake away...

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