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A bit quiet on here tonight. Give me some ideas for a flamey thread to shock everyone out of their slippers.

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 22:59

Joke. BTW, before anyone berates me for my attempts at flaming. But if you were thinking of starting a thread which was guaranteed to make everyone spill their cocoa, what would the subject be?

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hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:27
Grin
hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:28

Hope I've not killed the thread though

How about bum sex is playing merry hell with my morning sickness?

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:29

Anyone else remember the queen of the flame, alwayssaythanku?

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hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:30

Yep! Nice posts about vax?

colditz · 09/05/2005 23:30

PMSL at this thread!

joash · 09/05/2005 23:30

"My DH bent me over the chickens and shagged me furiously - the manager of ASDA wasn't very pleased either"

Tanzie · 09/05/2005 23:31

How about "I can knot my flaps, is this normal?"

hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:31

PMSL Tanzie!

colditz · 09/05/2005 23:32

I have just shaved my muff...can I put the hair in the composting box?

hunkermunker · 09/05/2005 23:33

My hair is down to my waist...but the other armpit's bald. Is this normal?

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:33

OK. Here goes.....My five year old keeps chewing the teat off of the bottle I give her warm sugary tea in.

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colditz · 09/05/2005 23:34

My organic carrots were dirty this morning, how can I complain to the driver without offending his upper middle lower class sensibilities?

Tanzie · 09/05/2005 23:34

No, don't put it in the composting box, save it and add to it and you will be able to spin it and knit yourself a really nice sweater in a few months!

joash · 09/05/2005 23:35

"theres a hard lump in my pubic hair and DH is complaining that he's mislaid his chewing gum!!"

colditz · 09/05/2005 23:35

OMG bubble, you shouldn't give them warm feeds!

joash · 09/05/2005 23:35

"DH's todger smells of shit - is he too close to his workmates?"

Tanzie · 09/05/2005 23:35

"My son won't go to bed without a bottle of SMA Gold every night. Is this normal - he is 10"

(I did actually know someone who asked this - her child was huge!)

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:36

Organic eggs? Same as the others. Only with shit on them.

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colditz · 09/05/2005 23:38

I only buy Lion eggs, but I've heard the chickens are vaccinated! Which is more ecologic?

jangus · 09/05/2005 23:40

Lions lay eggs??

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:41

OK. I actually buy and eat organic food, but I scrape the shit off first and I don't read The Guardian. TIUTA? Only on Tuesdays.

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SleepyJess · 09/05/2005 23:41

"Is it safe to wear surgical steel sleepers in my labia? Would titanium be better?"

jangus · 09/05/2005 23:42

TIUTA = jobby jabbing??

colditz · 09/05/2005 23:42

Only organic Lions lay eggs.... tcha!

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bubble99 · 09/05/2005 23:42

Too true jangus. Big growly ones that bite yer bum.

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