At a lunch party over the weekend and ds was asked if he had a girlfriend. When he replied, "Yes," he was asked, "Is she very beautiful?". He replied, "She's like blossom falling from the trees." Everyone was gobsmacked - how could a five year old be so sweet, so profound? Then, before anyone could say anything, ds picked up a stick and added, "I'm going to take this stick, I'm going to sharpen it and I'm going to stab an animal with it." I know he's a bit obsessed about cavemen at the moment, but talk about Jekyll and Hyde.