Very funny... if I say so myself.

[Willow2]

At a lunch party over the weekend and ds was asked if he had a girlfriend. When he replied, "Yes," he was asked, "Is she very beautiful?". He replied, "She's like blossom falling from the trees." Everyone was gobsmacked - how could a five year old be so sweet, so profound? Then, before anyone could say anything, ds picked up a stick and added, "I'm going to take this stick, I'm going to sharpen it and I'm going to stab an animal with it." I know he's a bit obsessed about cavemen at the moment, but talk about Jekyll and Hyde.

I have just spat coffee over my keyboard

excellent ...

LMAO - that's wonderful

priceless!!!!!!!

brillaint Willow jsut what all us girls need someone to charm us with poems and pretty sayings and also go out and bring home the bacon. Now all you have to do is train him to do the housework and voila the perfect man

Lol!

PMSl what a sweetie

lmao!!!!!! atta boy!!!

Oh willow, that has really tickled me. Am sat here giggling away like a loon.

pmsl

See, he's Charles Bronson in Shakespeare's clothing. Good lad.

V funny!

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I have a long list of ds funnies... will try to get my act together and post them later.

Very very funny

Genius child!! I wish I could think of comments like that

ROFLMAO

Hilarious...can't wait for my DS to be able to talk now...altho your DS sounds v clever!

I think his most surreal comment was - after being told that I use face cream because I'm getting old and wrinkly - "You're not old, you just have seagulls on the brain."

So now you know, they're not wrinkles on my forehead...

(what none of you know is that Willow2 does in fact have a big flock of seagulls attached to her forehead )

your DS called you a birdbrain and you didn't notice

But he was right... picture a line drawing of seagulls - a bit like a flattened m - that's what's on there.

he is a very funny child it has to be said

And he has the best hair

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