Good evening, come sit have a slice of cake and a cup of tea,

[KimiWantsAnEasterEgg]

Everyone welcome, no bitching, no bumsex, just tea, cake and a friendly smile

Feeling a bit sick at the mo. Nothing to do with your lovely cake . I'm watching the last episode of The Street and it's very distressing.

I was watching episode 21 of ER this morning...only one to go,

More cake anyone?

I haven't watched ER in a few years. Used to love it but just lost touch with it. Is it sad?

Cake please! Also tea and ER. I've got a couple of Creme Eggs - would anyone like one?

I would like sparkling water please. no food, no tea. perhaps a back rub might be nice though.

No thank you Juw, I'm not a fan of creme eggs. Heh heh, DH just asked what I was talking about and I told him that we were having a little tea and cake party. He said Oh FFS. ! How are you doing Juw? Not long now eh? Dh is still laughing!

Mini egg instead MM? Due on Weds, but I have no faith!

Ooo yes please Juw. DH has been known to drink raw eggs for money.

Would your DH like some tea and cake

He says no thank you, just tea please. He also asks if there are any kebabs.

Yes, I've seen the photo diary! Coolhand Luke he is not!

Aaaaaahhh, lovely cuppa

No certainly not. Ian still can't eat scrambled eggs, and he only did the cooking! Now Juw, you know he'll be pleased about the beer!

Ladies (and DH) I am off to bed please help yourself to tea, cake and wine.
Do you mind if I take one of those lovely soft blankets with me?
It has been lovely. Good night, sweet dreams

Can anyone explain to me really, really briefly what is going on in Lost? They appear to have gone back in time, but I am a couple of series behind.

MM - You'd be amazed how many people have since said "I reckon I could do it'. Fools.

Sleep tight. Fresh croissants for breakfast!

Fools indeed. I believe that DSIL could do it. She's amazing! She can out eat DH! Thank you for the tea Kimi. Next time there's a list I'll include you.

yes please juwesm, and orange juice please.

Laura (trying to work out if you have another DSIL....)? Not a chance. Although America is the best place to train for such things. Now DBIL....perhaps

No worries Kimi. Breakfast will be served between 7 and 12!

Yes Laura. When we went out for a meal, our families that is, she ate everyone's leftovers and had pudding too! My mum was impressed and her family are famous for huge Christmas spreads that somehow get eaten. Dh's BIL is rubbish at large amounts in a short space of time though. If he had all day he could probably eat 500 eggs! He's a grazer.

Good point - he is long-distance rather than a sprinter!

Ha ha! Thinking about him doing any sort of running is very ! I'm so mean.

What a lovely thread. A veritable sanctury from bumsex

No cake for me thank you, as am trying very hard to lose some weight while Bloke is off playing soldiers, buta cup of tea would be nice.

Can I offer a large dog in place of a blanket or microwave bear? I have two, and they are very good for snuggling into, and warming your feet under.