Good evening, come sit have a slice of cake and a cup of tea,

[KimiWantsAnEasterEgg]

Everyone welcome, no bitching, no bumsex, just tea, cake and a friendly smile

Is it chocolate cake?

No bumsex? I'm off!

It is chocolate cake yes, I just made it thanks to a mumsnet vote

Got any wine?

I do, would you like red or white?
Wine society wine of the month maybe?

White please ...no preference as to what kind ..will drink anything me

Ooooh Chocolate cake and white wine.........Mmmmmmmmmm.

I knew there was a reason i came here tonight.

Welcome welcome

No bumsex?

I haven't had my dinner yet but I would love a small piece of cake. Thank you.

Evening.
Could I just have the tea please?
Ate rather a lot at the mil's this evening.

Oh, the friendly smile, that'll do too.

tea and cake please......any fluffy blankets?

I've a couple of cashmere blankets here - want one of those?

There's enough for everyone, but you might have to share.
I think herbie will need one if there is puking going on.

yes please!

now that is snuggly....can i lend you a microwaveable bear?

A MICROWAVABLE BEAR?!

That cake does look rather good.

Might force a bit down...

it's already turned purple.....

the bear that is [wouldn't like anyone to think they had strayed onto a bumsex thread....pulls dressing gown tight...]

back in my day we didn't have bums let alone bumsex....

and a cream horn was a cake...

Cake is going well, hobnob anyone