In a film about your life who would play YOU?

[sorrel]

Purely for comedy value i would have Kate Winslet for when I was young and not a wrung out old hag!

keira knightley (well i look like that in my head)

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Janet ( of 2 pints of lager )

No faggs, just the state of self and house.
(PMT)

cool, beetroot (well that she is your 2nd cousin, of course, not that she is dead) .. she used to be my landlady!

nicole kidman was your landlady? She was at my wedding too( her and Tom)

no sorrel
Nicole Kidman is alive and well and has NEVER been my landlady

well she really was at my wedding( by default)we had a tiny wedding with 10 people and all had dinner in a posh restaurant. Tom and nicole were sitting at a table in the corner.Service at our table ws rubbish as a result.

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Blimey! sounds fun tho.

after we all had a few ( loads ) of champagne get this! they asked for a screen to be placed around them. We were all plastered mind you and they were clearly talking about child custody or who would get the Aston martin!

so why not discuss it at home, then? gosh that really takes the biscuit

she was quite like Miss Marple, really, used to trot round village with basket over arm, she told my friend off for giving her child a mini MIlk instead of an apple
Wore high heels and elaborate coiffure when she must've been well into her 80's

Liv Tyler for when I was younger

i love the idea of tweedy-glamorous Joan with her hairdo wagging her finger at an unsupecting bystander

anyone else??

Gail from Coronation Street.

hmmm... Julia Roberts

Bette Midler.

kate winslet...i look like her apparently i'd be the mad her from spotless mind with the red hair ...never really dyed my hair red...just in my mind

Someone told me I looked like Jordon the other day - I look nothing like Jordon - believe me!

Hmm! I reckon it would have to be Kathy Burke or Jessica Stephenson.